Poop Tweets

A twitter account to share thoughts and ideas while pooping, and frequently about pooping. My tweets are the shit.

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Double pitcher of brown bubbly

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darkest, dirtiest, deluge of diarrhea that is about to be distributed from my dirt hole

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I feel good about myself when I take a big shit.

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My butt is raw from all of this pooping today

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We r diarrhea ifu plz We r diarrhea ifu dont plz We r from a toiletbowl There is no finer poo than I am Do u c that thing swimmin round&roun

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This shit's been pungent lately.

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Figgy pudding

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Not satisfying. Hopefully more will be coming out later.

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My nose runs a little when I poop.

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I'm a dump truck!

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Butt slop

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My butt is like a house with brown walls and shag carpets.

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S.A.T.I.S.F.Y.I.N.G.

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Release the bowels!

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brown floater nugget

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Wow I was really packing. That may have been the largest sh*t I have ever taken.

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butt sneeze!

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It's been a really great, shitty day.

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Some little, brown worms came out today!

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Amazingly satisfying poop! It was huge and came out really easily.