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[Hello 🌹🐇🇵🇸🇺🇦 @The_Real_Hello]

this is what they’re gonna write in my obituary

[Drag Doll 💕 @DragDollCo]

Trade after you ask them to be gentle with your hole:

[pau ꕤ @gyalsza]

I just remembered when my uncle used to wake me up with his dick in my mouth every morning last summer

[LRMF @LRMF54]

He’s so hot I’m sorry

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[Mei⸆⸉ @TTPDEndedBillie]

found out muslim men have the fattest cocks

[DAN @ribeiroodn]

Sua madrinha Dolly Parton morreu, sua casa queimou, o homem que ela amou por mais de uma década a traiu, ela perdeu a voz, seu próprio pai a abandonou quando ela mais precisava dele e sua irmã é feia. E através de tudo isso, ela continuou seguindo em frente. Ela merece apoio!

[dill 🇱🇰 @R1S1NGS0N]

Nephew informed me Bluey is a girl

[sex favorable asexual @tsellefanning]

me when I meet Stella lefty

[mimitastic @bblmariah]

She was allowed to say the word idgaf

[simon ꕤ saw ari @jvstlikemagiic]

the concept of these tweets being next to each other

[luxx noir london ⋆｡°✩ @luxxnoirlondon]

Good morning!

[miss_chifo @oknonrespiro]

quando vai a cacare a casa di ospiti e dopo che tiri lo sciacquone la cacca è ancora lì che galleggia

[Rico @e_suavee]

me pressing no tip at the register

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just submitted my resignation letter

[ᛉ @soylennial]

standing next to an immigrant family in self checkout and instagram unmutes this video at max volume

[halfprism @halfprism_]

bullshit, i can clearly see them moving. im really tired of people trying to manipulate me all the time, but i guess i deserve it because of all the bad stuff i did in the past

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today