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Yup, just go ahead and hit the block button 🙁

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Okay this is interesting

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: The Florida Board of Governors has blocked the hiring of Michigan's Santa Ono as president🤯

https://t.co/kdbWi9lkvo

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@JamesYoder @BuckeyeBlitzz Nobody cares about Jordan gear in 2025, especially if it’s all blue and yellow lol. This isn’t 2005.

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@__rcg Meh, if someone doesn’t lift I wouldn’t expect them to be able to bench, 135 to be fair. Especially not a naturally scrawny person.

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@CPTLbetsBIG @intrinsicvalyou @tiktok @AlabamaFTBL @KangarooBlack1 @UMichFootball No, it’s really not. Success in CFB has a lot to do with momentum.

[Intrinsic @intrinsicvalyou]

Michigan Fans Randomly Harassing Alabama Show 🚩
No context. No reason. Just unhinged delusion spilling into other fanbases.

What is WRONG with these people? #LeadersAndBest

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@notthefakeDNP @UnnecRoughness @Balas_Wolverine Let’s get an update dipshit

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@crislerpretzels @CoopersBucks Where does yours list the subsequent coaching suspensions for all of the scandals/cheating from UM’s only successful run this century? You’d have a pretty big mug!

[OnTheBanks @OnTheBanksOTRC]

Quick reminder: Michigan forgot to illegally scout TCU and proceeded to get 51 hung on them.

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@KYLOHbro @303waitforit420 @shelbyrenayyy @guestlistdubz lol Right. Here’s a picture I took of Excision’s X-vision stage circa 2011 when he played at the showbox sodo in Seattle to like, 1000 people. Good try tho 👍

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@303waitforit420 @shelbyrenayyy @KYLOHbro @guestlistdubz Yall just talking out of your ass saying anything 😂😭 he’s one of the nicest/most genuine DJ’s I’ve met.

[The Big Ten Huddle 🎙️ @TheBigTenHuddle]

Every Big Ten Teams' Most Difficult Game in 2025, via Massey Ratings.

[Brutus Stark @iron_brutus]

Going in for dose #3 tomorrow 🙏

Clark is a Buckeye boy through and through but we will be forever thankful for this opportunity we have at the University of Minnesota! 💜

#buckeye #goldengophers #cureclark #curesanfilippo

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@Gobluety1 Confirmation bias and strawman—I can make the same argument about UM fans.

Not to mention, the biggest story of this offseason is Michigan’s cheating scandal and the COI hearing that’s coming up, so obviously people are going to be talking about it.

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@Gobluety1 I’m not going to care lol. It will just be funny.

Us winning a title without cheating doesn’t exonerate UM for cheating, just an FYI.

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@GoBlue369 @FlintRiverForge @woodyVSworld Yeah, we know you get it. Yall went like 8 or 9 years without beating OSU before you started cheating hahahah

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Will Howard at Ohio State:

14-2 Record
325/455 (71.4%)
4,208 Passing Yards
42 Total TDs 10 INTs
Five Top-5 Wins (NCAA record)
3rd Team All-Big 10
National Champion

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@_trenchwarfare_ @bluebyninety

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@1540Pine @ScarletGreatCT

[Anand Nanduri @NanduriNFL]

Ohio State and Michigan fans seem to be arguing about all-time records again so I’ll just say this:

There isn’t a person alive that can legally sign up for this app that has seen more Michigan wins in their lifetime than Ohio State ones.

Enjoy your Saturday!