poorboujie

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

Did Peter become increasingly hotter when you found out he could speak Spanish or was that just me... #bachelorette #mondaythoughts #cutmeasliceofthat

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

Does anyone else find themselves vigorously swiping on dating apps while watching the bachelorette because you are suddenly motivated to find yourself a piece of man candy? #TheBachelorette #lukeisthewoat #thisshowisstaged

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

I think it’s clear who the true celebrity steals the show in @kourtneykardash latest insta... #KUWTK #superstar #kourtneydash #youbetterwerk

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

People who cannot be trusted: Those who stand on the moving walkways at the airport. Are your legs out of order? #icanteven #weirdpeopleattheairport #word

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

Like this tweet if you have ever eaten an entire pint of ice cream to make me feel better because i just downed a whole thing of Halo Top... #halotop #idowhatiwant #icecreamman

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

Hannah B i have one thing to say.... #notmybachelorette

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

My Friday night consisted of me eating an entire bag of Flavor Blasted Goldfish and watching the Justin Bieber roast in Comedy Central... #adulting #fridayvibes #goldfishrock

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

My vagina is dryer than the Sahara desert looking at instagram with all these damn couple pictures on Instagram for Valentine’s Day #SOS #ValentinesDay #Valentines #SinglesAwarenessDay #girlsrule #singleandreadytomingle

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

Crazy Friday night... ya girl ate an edible and have since melted into the couch. Not going to lie, I feel like I am laying in a hot dog and it’s amazing! #FridayFeeling #fryefestival

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

You know you are too lazy when you let your roommate swipe for you on bumble because you don’t have enough brain power or energy in my body to lift my thumb. #Bumble #asianbangs

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

New Years Resoltion: eats more bagel bites and stop picking my toe nails. #2019goals

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

I woke up to a puddle of piss in my kitchen and had dried vomit on my face and in my hair, if that isn’t a clear sign that 2019 is going to be my best year yet idk what is!!! #2019Moods

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

I automatically think chode when I see a man wearing a turtle neck... #girlsgotjokes #sorrynotsorry

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

SOS! To all the girls in the world... needs tips on how to prevent texting your ex. All i got is to think twenty years ahead and remind myself he will for sure be bald and fat... #girlpower #boysdrool #womanempowerment #idontneednoman #dudessnore

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

Have you ever been so hungover that you get motion sick scrolling thru Instagram and yackkkk #hungover #friyay #weekendvibes #itsamood #imtoooldforthisshit

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

Who looks at their master piece of a shit before they flush the bad boy? The answer is everyone!

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

Halloween is the one day of the year where you can buy a shit ton of candy and not look like an absolute fat ass!

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

I will know I have made it in life when I own a house and give out the King size candy bars on Halloween but hell i can’t even afford one King size candy bar right now... #poorboujie #happyhalloween #trickortreat #spooky #SpookySzn

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

If you don’t cry while watching The Voice, you are straight up going to hell! #TheVoice #TeamKelly

[poorboujie @poorboujie]

Some girl from college just updated her Facebook status 7 hrs ago, to ask for new coffee creamer recommendations. Reply: your daddy’s jizzz! Nobody careeeeeee!