Josh

I make horrible jokes and bad puns. Once made someone cry for abusing the express lane in a grocery store. I use the comma more than anyone should.

[Josh @poorchoices]

@LeonBrandoMC @NewWaveWrestli1 You didn't let me down, I just want you to do your best and suplex mother fuckers. That's all a fake internet dad could ever want for his fake internet wrassler son.

[Josh @poorchoices]

@HeerJeet Somewhere Obama is seeing this poll, and the Chicago Bulls walk-on music just starts playing.

[Josh @poorchoices]

Without the video, this reads like a lyric to an updated, more hateful Paul Simon song.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "A young man leaves for school and goes to school and the authority takes him over without parental consent and they do things to him that you don't want to know about."

[Josh @poorchoices]

@autumnofaeons Did the thing yesterday, took me 30 minutes because of the line. Was it bad there?

[Josh @poorchoices]

@bauhausblouse Stop trying to lead @NotStardy on then.

[Josh @poorchoices]

This is the wealth gap version of the "Michael Dukakis in the tank" picture.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Trump is at McDonald's.

[Josh @poorchoices]

At this rate, Kudlow is going to open with the beginning chords to Johnny Cash's "Hurt" while he stares off-camera, a somber expression on his face.

A single tear rolls down his cheek.

He weakly mutters "Kamala wants to pardon Mexicans..."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Maria Bartiromo looks and sounds like she's discussing a tragic event while she mentions the Dow hitting yet another record yesterday. Her guests gives credit to Trump for the hot market.

[Josh @poorchoices]

@ZacRulzOK Cool. It's on my "I'll pick this up whenever there's a sale and I'll get to it whenever" list.

[Josh @poorchoices]

@ZacRulzOK Is SH2 like the Resident Evil Remakes where the first playthough is 10-15 hours, but the next playthroughs are under 2 hours? Because 8 endings is A LOT.

Also because I just finished Dead Space and playthrough 2 was like 9 hours and fuuuuuuuuuck.

[Josh @poorchoices]

@ZacRulzOK Yeah man, a Republican as the Ambassador to Micronesia is really gonna fuck up democracy.

[Josh @poorchoices]

@ZacRulzOK It's a symbolic gesture that happens all the goddamn time.

It even has its own Wikipedia page.

https://t.co/U8V7attibO

[Josh @poorchoices]

@amyjustuskatz May I suggest:

"Hey,

I'm sorry you're having trouble coming to terms with peaking in high school and having a microscopic dick.

Have you considered therapy?

Signed,
(Not my actuall address sonI dont get targeted.)"

[Josh @poorchoices]

@reality_corpse I both love this photo and need to know the set-up. I assume it was just self-timer, but I love the idea of you going to your mom and being like "I NEED TO DO HARDCORE HOOD SHIT" and your mom just agreeing to it.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Every Linda tweet reads like it was written by a college student who just took their first bong rip

[Josh @poorchoices]

@AdamTheFeverish I will only accept this if they do that thing where they just smash their names together for a team name.

Like "Bandhouse" or "Hobbito".

[Josh @poorchoices]

@_featuringNate Doink The Clown in his 90s AJPW hot girl era.