caro

dc / bos

[caro @poorpaintjob]

jesus will make me his disciple, or maybe he’ll let me be your cat // painting i finally finished omg

[caro @poorpaintjob]

#surewhatever

[caro @poorpaintjob]

looking back at every situation i’ve ever been in : i should have been more evil and insane

[caro @poorpaintjob]

i will be okay bc i’m insane ❤️

[caro @poorpaintjob]

failed the #DontTextHimChallenge just for him to not reply 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[caro @poorpaintjob]

literally never been more over for me i think

[caro @poorpaintjob]

who else about to embarrass themselves in pursuit of human connection

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just realized sweet caroline is gonna have to be played at my wedding if my life goes according to plan (getting proposed to during it at fenway)

[caro @poorpaintjob]

who else about to embarrass themselves in pursuit of human connection

[caro @poorpaintjob]

SUB 4 HOUR MARATHON HERE I COME 💥💥💥💥

[caro @poorpaintjob]

realized i romanticized the whole thing in my head time to lock in on running again

[caro @poorpaintjob]

realized i romanticized the whole thing in my head time to lock in on running again

[caro @poorpaintjob]

redoing my portfolio is akin to hell

[caro @poorpaintjob]

third base is revealing my history of psychosis and explaining my ocd tendencies

[caro @poorpaintjob]

drove 8 hrs home and still #thinking about it

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ran ten miles and still #thinking it’s so over for me

[caro @poorpaintjob]

they should invent a lane for people who know how to drive

[caro @poorpaintjob]

love the marlins bisexual pride uniforms

[caro @poorpaintjob]

having to move 2 times in 2 weeks is like 17 9/11s

[caro @poorpaintjob]

twitter replacing strava as my personal diary since people i know see my strava and no one i know follows me here ❤️

[caro @poorpaintjob]

ran ten miles and still #thinking it’s so over for me

[caro @poorpaintjob]

taking my antipsychotic with a celcius #beastmode

[caro @poorpaintjob]

therapy and going to fenway on the same day #cured

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giving up on employment to become twitter famous