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is the squeaky pig on the register counter in the training you get when you work at dollar general

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accidentally only listened to 90s grunge my entire pregnancy and now my kid will only stop crying if I play Alice In Chains

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barking like a dog

[JumpTrailers @JumpTrailers]

Sabrina Carpenter
with black hair

[ain’t the real #3 @NotCnnorMcDavid]

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

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Getting very comfortable in the “get drunk and FaceTime” department again, so that’s alarming

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just realized that fran fine is my idol in life

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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just redownloaded this hellscape of an app, can’t wait to black out and shitpost

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literally who is looking for that

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got a job offer today and drank a bottle of wine by myself to celebrate

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thinking about how I'm in the phase of life where everyone is getting married or having kids and I literally thought I would be dead rn but here I am literally getting married in five months

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I will forever hold so much respect for women that can stomach tequila without wanting to immediately die

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another day another spending $30 on touch tunes credits to play seether at the local bar

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self proclaimed country girls seem so blissfully unaware and happy

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starting to be convinced that valentines day is not truly a consumer holiday but instead an excuse to buy a little treat for the ppl you love in hopes that nobody kills themselves from seasonal depression

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drink of choice: rumpleminze
sanity: gone

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@zachlanebryan release dear miss

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since becoming a prek teacher I've experienced a different sickness literally every single week