Kenny McCormick

━━☠━━▻("I can't die.")◅━━━☠━━ I die alot, what else is there to say? [ Highschool AU / Aged up | 18 years old. ] @anxiousblondc ❤

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

☠Kenny McCormick Roleplay Blog
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[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

Gonna try to resist the urge to smoke something today. Gotta stay clean. Maybe.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

@boyeett Ohh, alright. But yea, it basically is the time that people smoke cannabis. Annd today, is the day that people can do it all day. For.. whatever reason.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

@boyeett It's a cannabis reference, don't ask how I know that.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

I blame a random coma on my unsaid break. It happened out of nowhere.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

THIS GAY DEAD BASTARD IS ALIVE!

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

*loud muffling in the distance*

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

I managed to get into his house and steal a few things before I heard something and ran the fuck out of there. Hopefully Karen and Kevin like sweets because uh.. I got alot of em.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

It's very hard to do this when you know someone might hear you attempting to pick a lock.. worth it anyways I need some damn food for my family and I.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

@BrovlofskiKyle Of course.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

I want to break into Cartman's house and steal his food. Is that bad? Maybe it's just because of how hungry I am.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

@CynicistSoul I can, and I will.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

A found a rat that was hiding in my sock. Not sure why I find that adorable.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

@trucksntiddies Damn. This is why I don't get drunk.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

@trucksntiddies Er.. you're welcome dude? I really have to go through these posts to see what the fuck happened.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

@trucksntiddies I think I did, I honestly.. barely remember.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

Did I.. really fight my family over peas?

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

@trucksntiddies @KennysDad62 nuh-uh!

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

|| What just happened in these past moments has made me laugh beyond belief. I love it.

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

i never thought thyat there was going lto be a day that i got yyelled at hfor not wanting to eat stupid ifucking peas

[Kenny McCormick @poorxangel]

@trucksntiddies weLL NWO I fUCkiGN gOTTA CUZ MA' TOld ME TO