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tell me where it hurts

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@xbradtc @DKElections clever wordplay, bro.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Violent Trump supporter at a rally in Texas assaults a peaceful counter-protester

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@BorisEP @SebGorka Let’s meet at the corner of Wilson Blvd amd Lynn St. in half an hour and I will sing it to you, you sleazy douchebag. Bring @SebGorka too.

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can we all just lay off the word ‘eclectic’ for a while? jesus christ.

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Waffle House Store Locator https://t.co/ghg5lSetgc

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CNN reporting that Jon Bon Jovi has been named counselor to the President. https://t.co/TlSzN4ixsG

[CNN @CNN]

Former Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway lands top White House job as "counselor to the president" https://t.co/ZVpDRO2BYu

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a lie.
Conway: Trump will have daily availability for press when president https://t.co/HynJ4XDOpi

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You Make Me Feel https://t.co/S28Zlg8erE

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@badlandsvip i wish the feeling were mutual.

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

We Americans make up about 4% of the world's population yet we own roughly 42% of all the world's privately held firearms. #fear #kill #nuts

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@RealBenCarson also repeatedly demanded do-overs and argued foul balls.

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listening to the ramones phil spector cd

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writhing around in my own urine

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Ohmy Jerry. My poor poor Jerry.

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Who's chipping in on Horatio's Hope Chest? Donations are due by COB Wednesday.

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Damn. I'll have a Royal with cheese, if you know what I mean.

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Tape measures: Far more versatile than a ruler and they make that satisfying "whinging" noise as they retract back into the case.

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One thing I can't get enough of is chutney!