pootatcat

lethargischer Vegetierer

[Pythagoras In Boots ⚽️ @pythaginboots]

Nagelsmann has always been smug and now his stock is at an all time low. We didn’t even bother to make a preview article about them after we saw him quoted saying:

“Of the players who thrive from counter-attacks, like Karim Adeyemi, Maximilian Beier and Kevin Schade, only one or two will go to the World Cup at most."

Basically going for the one that is the least in behind-off the ball focused when they have a plethora of to-the-feet players. Schade troubled the likes of Konate and Adeyemi has frightening speed.

In soaring conditions with up to 8 games in a little over a month, where fast twitch players are at higher risk of injuries due to their explosiveness, to only bring 1 and succumb him to less than half an hour in the competition is criminal. If you want to add Leweling into the mix then less than an hour combined game time.

Julian loves the smell of his own 💩, well now he can bathe in its musk on the plane back home.

- Omid

#Fifa #WorldCup2026 #germany

[Broeki @Broeki2]

Wenn Leroy Sane's Kernkompetenz laut Kommentator die Offensive ist, dann steht meiner Umschulung zur Hebamme nichts mehr im Weg.

[pootatcat @pootatcat]

Poop is bad, watch shit

[leo @axelxpq]

Vocês nunca vão conseguir me convencer que isso é melhor do que o live action da Netflix KKKKKKKK

[Rainy Train Dog Daily @RainyTrainDog]

By popular demand I introduce to you… Rainy Train Dog.. with RAIN sound effects added for ambience 🚂🚂

#traindog

[Toni🔴⚪(MUNDIALISTA) @Tonigonzlz]

"Todos persiguen la pelota pero nadie la muerde, no entiendo nada"

[TuNichtGut 🕊🍉 @M4GGIIIgesperrt]

Es war heute so heiß draußen das dieser bastard einfach vorm rewe geparkt hat

[pootatcat @pootatcat]

@lieferando 3:1 für Deutschland #Lieferando

[Chris1900 @1fcn_1900]

Elfmeterschützen dürfen Sambatanz beim Anlaufen aufführen aber der Torwart darf keinen Grashalm vor der Linie abspringen

[TRANS RIGHTS | Jirachii ⭐ @1000Jirachi]

Hmmm...no community notes....that shit is real

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[maldidown @maldiidown]

🚨🚨🚨ÚLTIMA HORA: Ferran Torres, fruto del enfado del empate, ha disparado a varios compañeros de selección

No hay heridos

[fetti aus stommeln @snuslover69]

eriksen mit herzinfarkt vs. sane bei 7:1 sieg

[𝗎𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖾 🇲🇦🇳🇴🇵🇹 @cocuuuuus]

"I am... the author"

[ChubberDunkus @Chuberdunkus2]

Niko isn't reacting well to Pripyat air

[risa. @bavarianlore]

“sané 1v1 with the keeper, can't hit the target”

[𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 @PLShitposting]

4 partidos en un día con huecos de una hora entre sí

[¹¹ 𝖫𝗎𝗄𝖺𝗌 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 @Borussia_Lukas]

Spieltag

[. @b44nks]

vini jr: toma a bola Rafinha
Rafinha: #BRAxMAR

[Nekomancer @NekoTempleCom]

What kind of drooling cat are you? post what you got 🧐