Jane

oh you know

[Jane @pootydoods]

I’d like to freaky friday with some off-season pro athlete, whip my body into shape while I got get massages in theirs

[Jane @pootydoods]

Day 32 of being a Mom: excited to do dishes & laundry during my “me time”

[Jane @pootydoods]

@DisneyPlus help! I accidentally closed my chat with Rochelle before I got a chance to thank her!

[Jane @pootydoods]

Love the enthusiasm, but I won’t be discussing my cervical dilation or vaginal effacement with the general public #leavepregnantwomenalone

[Jane @pootydoods]

How does a pregnant person elevate their swollen elephant stubs if it’s not advised to lay on your back? Asking for me

[Jane @pootydoods]

@hwinkler4real (His response after mom caught him showing my sister and I Animal House at a young age)

[Jane @pootydoods]

@hwinkler4real You can learn from good examples and you can learn from bad examples.

[Jane @pootydoods]

I always remove half my makeup like Mulan did before removing the other half, anyone else?

[Jane @pootydoods]

@sillydingdong Did you make a ranked list this year?

[Jane @pootydoods]

@iliza Anywhere in Montana — I’m THERE

[Jane @pootydoods]

Does anybody else do a skincare roulette or just me

[Jane @pootydoods]

All I want for Christmas (& in general) is the return of cotton clothing. I’m tired of wearing plastic. Ok thank u.

[Jane @pootydoods]

Noisy toot, to clarify

[Jane @pootydoods]

Just wanted to have a mildly noisy public bathroom visit but someone’s in the stall next to me talking on the phone 😒

[Jane @pootydoods]

It’s so nice to have all my teeth!

[Jane @pootydoods]

Do famous people know the joy of @Applebees 1/2 price appetizers!?

[Jane @pootydoods]

I sure do a lot of purposely annoying shit for someone who’s greatest fear is being annoying

[Jane @pootydoods]

Colin Bridgerton… is…. @nickjonas

[Jane @pootydoods]

But who’s counting?

[Jane @pootydoods]

@SabrinaAnnLynn is a real life Bratz doll 🤯