georgeoscarbluthert

are you my fucking dad ?

[georgeoscarbluthert @pootzshit]

“i was a pole dancer in my last life” grown ass greying man

[georgeoscarbluthert @pootzshit]

@beatboxingbaby WHOOOO

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“you looks so cute today, what’s different??” my hair is big !!

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out for one total hour i thinks that’s a belle record fr

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should i buy a gun and shoot myself or do you think the current trajectory of my life will do it

[georgeoscarbluthert @pootzshit]

@beatboxingbaby that’s my close friend, the mayor of new york

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

one time i asked this girl out and she said "i'm actually not dating right now because i'm pretty sure i'm going to die at 27" and then she pulled out a white lighter and lit a cigarette.

[georgeoscarbluthert @pootzshit]

i don’t tend to write book reviews but if i did, it would start with rowan mayfair being one of the most beautiful women being put to description in the times of the mayfair withces how i know she’s an anne self insert but can’t resist the thematics of her beauty and grace

[tristanna @gripgripgripg]

well when you deserve it, you deserve it

[georgeoscarbluthert @pootzshit]

very regular text to come out of a conversations with me

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almost accidentally called someone big mike j bc he Looks like one. don’t know that man’s name at all

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olivia rodrigo jewel levels remorseful of every notable relationship in her life. i love them both so bad

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“i close my eyes so i can’t see you leaving” and
“i hope i never see what your face looks like going”

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feeling like i’m getting overwhelmed by my self. it just me.

[georgeoscarbluthert @pootzshit]

sober isabelle heard that and turned around to laugh for a full 1.5 minutes yeah i DID say that 💀

[georgeoscarbluthert @pootzshit]

(drunk) belle said ‘hm i like you 80%.”
there 20% wiggle room like ❓⁉️

[ant @persistantz]

i have a deep understanding of when winnie the pooh taps his head and says Think Think Think

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[georgeoscarbluthert @pootzshit]

all i see is a tickle me elmo doll between the two of em i swearrrr

[georgeoscarbluthert @pootzshit]

i just know i’m so cool when im not acting fucking retarded