gofastboatsmojito

yes chef 🧎🏻‍♀️

[Zaf @Buenozaf]

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never set foot in Coachella again! I'm so proud of them #Strokeschella

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[Frush Materwelon 🏳️‍⚧️ @aussie_ralsei]

Try being a Mozart fan

[gofastboatsmojito @popcoroner]

@itzmitzee @wowzowee Jesus Christ

[James @jamesmacd10]

this is one of the most hunger games capital ass dystopian things I’ve ever seen

[gofastboatsmojito @popcoroner]

What could they possibly mean

[RT @RT_com]

'We are Charlie Kirk' rings out in South Korea

[gofastboatsmojito @popcoroner]

@CeoofNefer_ You did not

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Has there ever been a more embarrassing time to be alive

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

that etsy witch:

[kam 🪩 @kaamm47]

Channing Tatum. Austin Butler. Harry Styles. I’ve never seen greed like this in my entire life

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

Secular version of Islamic prayer

[jojo @_jwigz]

girl you gonna love the catholic church!

[alyssa ✿ @djarinspascal]

i feel like a victorian man seeing a woman’s ankle for the first time

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Just got out of a 20th anniversary screening of Pride and Prejudice (2005) and the whole theater went fuckin ape shit when Mr. Darcy walks across the field at dawn. They had to send in the cops from the Minecraft screenings to subdue the chaos. One lady went into cardiac arrest

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

if i had this face i would also pause speaking after every word to serve

[magne @litlefishes]

tramell tilman is the GOAT #severance

[ᨒ @armeniansuite]

milchick after giving dylan that file from his outie #severance

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

missed connections is so sad and romantic