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@mySingingRiver “Emergency” room has the same hollow ring to it that “fast” food does.

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@mySingingRiver I don’t think you all should call it an Emergency Room. It’s clearly just a room, you all don’t care about the emergencies.

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@FanDuel_Support why does it say the contest im trying to join ineligible? It’s been 2 days. I was eligible every other time but now now.

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@Whataburger So how long do we have to wait in a drive thru line before my food becomes free?

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@Popeyes good thing my mom is dead because she’d be disappointed. Happy Mothers Day!

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@tntradioempire at the kids Christmas recital and I swear I thought I saw the word munting on a hat. My brain is broken.

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@FanDuel_Support Finally gonna win my money back

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"No-look, over the top to Toppin!"

Tyrese Haliburton hits Obi Toppin for the alley-oop💥

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Make your move and show me what you got!https://t.co/cDMCIfnXxG

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