The Pontiff

Retired US Army Paratrooper & Drill Sergeant.
Misanthrope... because people are shit.

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

Why no comments from @joerogan about @MoTownPhenom's staph this time? #UFC244 @ufc

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

Funny. As. Fuck!

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

@CallofDuty making us select one mission at a time in order to complete objectives sucks. It's over-the-top by restricting the completion of objectives with a mandatory sequence!

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

@Squirtle559 Looks good. You get that in Fresno?

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

@XboxSupport Negative. I preordered, yet still getting. "You're too early" msg.

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

Well, it's only found in China, so it's fucked: the Chinese eat everything. #SweetAndSourSalamander #Pontification

[New Scientist @newscientist]

New species of giant salamander is the world's largest amphibian https://t.co/bwme1MUwl1

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

Bullshit! Everyone wants a pass for their bad behavior. We all need to be held accountable and shame is part of that. Take your lumps, put your big boy pants on, and stop being a whiny bitch. #Pontification

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Fat shaming is everywhere but gets society precisely nowhere https://t.co/HDPkP9a0jI

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

The current heavyweight division is the most talent-rich the UFC has ever seen. Welcome back @ToddDuffee #UFCVancouver

[UFC @ufc]

"I'm the most exciting heavyweight in the UFC."

After a 4 year hiatus, @ToddDuffee steps back in the Octagon at #UFCVancouver ➡️ https://t.co/dbmsRgn1T4

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

...or a shopping cart. You dress like your homeless, bro. #UFCVancouver

[UFC @ufc]

🇺🇸 @Justin_Gaethje has a prediction.

Bring a pillow. #UFCVancouver

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

Nothing gets you over the last one like the next one. #Pontification

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

Must've had a pretty mean pecker if he killed her with it! #Pontification

[Live Science @LiveScience]

Woman Pecked to Death by Her Rooster https://t.co/XSnxxkbzeQ

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

As long as there is sanctuary and social currency in protected classes, the circus will continue. #Pontification

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

I've heard it said that, "we make our own luck". I must be getting the recipe wrong.

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

What's the date of #GoFuckYourselfDay? #Musings

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

Homosexuals and "homosympathizers" have been trying to blame their behavior on nature for years. Own up to your decisions.

[Live Science @LiveScience]

The 'Gay Gene' Is a Total Myth, Massive Study Concludes https://t.co/CIXl4Bj4hb

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

Life adapts and evolves side-by-side with the earth's hot/cool cycles, not the other way around.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

Three ambitious projects aim to intervene to refreeze the Arctic and save the ice https://t.co/Rrf2QVf2Hi

[Bleacher Report MMA @BR_MMA]

That's how you make an entrance 🦁

(via @brlive)
https://t.co/C6rxC3ZSUZ

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

Dear China, have a bowl of fish heads n rice and STFU: we'll get right on that "threat" just as soon as you stop 1) producing all the Fentanyl and Meth ingredients that wind up in the US, 2) pirating everyone's shit, 3) all that damned pollution and 4) reproducing.

[CNN @CNN]

Beijing says US and Canadian legalization of marijuana is a "threat to China" https://t.co/3jjJPTEdgz

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

@AliAbdelaziz00 are you trying to act hard or professional? U talk like you want to be a fighter but cant be, and your tantrums are an embarrassment to everyone, at every level, in the sport. Shame on you & your clients for your conduct. Manage more, talk less. #AttentionWhore

[Tony Ferguson @TonyFergusonXT]

@AliAbdelaziz00 I Can’t Stoop To Your Level Anymore. You’re An Embarrassment To This Sport & To All MMA Fans. I’m Too Focused For You & Anyone Else. Yeah I’m Fighting On The Undercard For #UFC238 But I Don’t Mind. It’s Champ Shit Only Ali, Something You’ll Never Know About. Praying For You

[The Pontiff @PopeWalt]

The world would be a much different place if we all had to earn what we need or want. #Pontification