alex

Music,guitars,drinking and swearing. Games are good as well. New band - North Sea Fever

[alex @popeye_doyle]

Are we gonna get Xfactor tears?

#7partydebate

#massdebate

[AlanOak #FBPE #FBR 🇪🇺 @AlanOak4]

“We asked 100 people to name something you could do at the D Day commemorations?
You said, Fuck off early”

#ToriesAreDone

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

I just spat wine out.

[alex @popeye_doyle]

@SammytheSnail82 😂

[alex @popeye_doyle]

@SammytheSnail82 How many others flaff?

[alex @popeye_doyle]

I’m so boring watching it but the jokes just write themselves. And also;

[alex @popeye_doyle]

‘I’d have this on my shelf’

‘I’m taking it home’ SO FUCK OFF YOU SLJMY CUNT!

#AntiquesRoadshow

[alex @popeye_doyle]

@SammytheSnail82 Never heard of flaffing! 😂

[alex @popeye_doyle]

@SammytheSnail82 Faffing

[alex @popeye_doyle]

Is she highlighting how ginger she is?

#AntiquesRoadshow

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

this is what it sounds like
when goves cry

[Joe @MrJoeGooch]

"I'll bring back crumbly white dog shit."

[alex @popeye_doyle]

Was Rupert an auctioneer?

[alex @popeye_doyle]

Why do auction people dress like Rupert the Bear?

#AntiquesRoadshow

[Davey Jones @DHBJones]

Goodbye Yellow Shit Gove. I'm not sure that that quite works, but fuck him, it's all I can be bothered to think of