popipiak

gamfi or something , I m staying

[popipiak @popipiak]

@YakuzaDaddy It's unc energy so kinda cool I guess

[Aporia @0xaporia]

Fear & Greed Index at 8, so I figure you'll see some engagement-baiting influencers today.

I did a thread on it with some data back in November. Back then, $BTC was trading at $90k with people “buying the fear”.

TL;DR: Buying “oversold” fear means positioning against the prevailing momentum. That’s why it repeatedly gets you in too early on downtrends. You’re even better off buying greed instead.

[popipiak @popipiak]

@YakuzaDaddy We are all addicted degen lmao it's over until tomorrow

[popipiak @popipiak]

@YakuzaDaddy Dude so degen he just all in his last 1 sol on this random coin lmao

[Bean Juice Studios @BeanJuiceStudio]

I'm going to lose followers for saying this, but I couldn't give a single fuck if you or anyone "lost respect for me" for using AI.

Teachers, police and even doctors ALL use AI whether you like it or not because it helps us do what we love.

I'm sick of these virtue signallers.

[popipiak @popipiak]

@Clit_Yeastwould the player would only tolerate the bad ui as long as the pay is good, if the ui is bad there s a high chance the gameplay is just glorified casino .

As for fun and fairness, web2 version is always far more superior fun and higher in quality. IMO we havnt get a true web3game.

[Yakuza Daddy @YakuzaDaddy]

Note to self

Be truthful even when it hurts
Make love and pray often
Eat healthy
Never reveal your true financial status
Read lots of books
Add color to everything you touch
And give without expecting anything in return

[popipiak @popipiak]

@YakuzaDaddy Cause there's no people left to rug lmao

[popipiak @popipiak]

@YakuzaDaddy If u make yourself bald the issue don't exist anymore lmao

[popipiak @popipiak]

@YakuzaDaddy Fr just larp until u make it

[popipiak @popipiak]

@YakuzaDaddy Can I be Nigerian now lol

[Yakuza Daddy @YakuzaDaddy]

If it goes up. I love you!

If it goes down. Fuck you rugger!

[Berna @Berna7224]

This is why web3 gaming is dead right now.

Web3 games should be games with web3 implemented, not web3 with gamified aspects in them.
If we stop building slop with tokens and NFTs and start building actual games I truly believe you can be the next Pokémon of Crypto.

Market conditions doesn't help I know, but we need to use this phase to build actual good products.

This is how it was meant to be from the beginning.

[popipiak @popipiak]

@YakuzaDaddy That's how u ask for money , imma start dming ppl lol

[Yakuza Daddy @YakuzaDaddy]

whenever I get this dm "Hey how are you?"

I know someone's gonna ask me for $$$ or a favor

[Yakuza Daddy @YakuzaDaddy]

Bro the trenches so rough right now niggas really thought my grandma got hit by a bazooka 🤣

[popipiak @popipiak]

@YakuzaDaddy It was all that easy

[Yakuza Daddy @YakuzaDaddy]

How to make money online. Lie.

[Flood @ThinkingUSD]

If you're in Crypto and you're not bullish on Hyperliquid after reading this article you should really leave and go do something else.

https://t.co/BJlMIWhosG

[The Rug Doctor @Clit_Yeastwould]

I've had my finger on the pulse of web3 gaming over the past 24 hours and this is my official report

Don't worry about where else that finger's been
That's not medically relevant

Illuvium
Introduces 6 Lambo-flavored Illuvitars landing April 21st

Diagnosis:
Cosmetic-driven monetization tied to tournament access; chase cards are 1 of 1 with a gold border

Treatment:
Buy 3 D1SKs (2,000 FUEL or ~$20 each) = BattleBoard + entry into $50k MotoverseGP
or
Buy BB on secondary marketplace
or
Full completion path: 10 D1SKs ($175 w/ bonus) for gold-dipped Lambo Ranger
https://t.co/qHQw9r94kw

Parallel
Haven Packs drop for ~$30 (10 cards) on OpenSea

Diagnosis:
75% fewer cards than prior sets with only 4,000 packs

Treatment:
At $3 a card, 10 cards a pack, and 7 rarities, you are better off buying on the marketplace
https://t.co/dW6dWnAKgS

World of Dypians
1 billion transactions milestone reached

Diagnosis:
High activity metric, but unclear how much represents meaningful gameplay vs system interactions

Treatment:
Will try out the game and measure any human brain activity using precision medical instruments (my eyes)
https://t.co/igLLuD3mFD

My Angry Yakuza Girlfriend
New X tag of mayg_game while reminding everyone it’s still web3

Diagnosis:
Marketing Makeover without abandoning positioning
Likely optimizing for broader appeal while keeping crypto hooks

Treatment:
Blowing up the founder with his own bottle of champaign while he is livestreaming on blaze three sheets to the wind
https://t.co/xCFUBXKOqZ

FIFA Rivals
Claims “Game of the Day” across LATAM App Store

Diagnosis:
Strong regional traction, but unclear retention or monetization depth

Treatment:
Find out why revenue is 1% of secondary market volume ::cough coughwash trading cough::
Excuse me, but I don't believe I'm contagious
https://t.co/j4DiTOk6HI

Forest Knight
Server reset → 30-day preseason

$10 buy-in, top 50 rewarded

Diagnosis:
Risk-to-earn funnel designed around paid participation
Enroll using card or USDC on Polygon

Treatment:
I need to do a house call on this one out and find out what the heck all of these currencies do as the rewards are unclear
https://t.co/vYZmoSIIE1

Devilfish Poker
Omaha tournaments to win $25 Season Pass → access ~$1k prize pool starting April 13th, 16th, and 17th

Diagnosis:
Layered entry system
Win to compete or pay to compete

Treatment:
I f*cking love Omaha
https://t.co/PKUIfFsZkV

Stepn GO
Marathon Season 2 Round 2

$50 buy-in + optional $20 pass

Diagnosis:
Commitment-based monetization based on teamwork
Engagement enforced through daily activity requirements

Treatment:
Marked safe from not dying in a tornado because I couldn't lose my daily walking streak
https://t.co/80W2vYuXqc

Rosentica: One Arena
“RWA cards as gaming & yield assets”

Diagnosis:
Claims to allow you to battle collectables cross-IP such as Pokemon vs One Piece

Treatment:
Will stay tuned for updates on the April Beta
https://t.co/mKLIMgLaRf

Overall Assessment
Patient is still alive
But we’re monitoring closely

Nearly every system still relies on:
Paid access
Scarcity mechanics
Competitive prize funnels

Organic gameplay-first loops remain limited