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All tweets made in an attempt to be excommunicated by the Catholic Church

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is a fucking nightmare.

[Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi]

NEW: House passes NDAA with Section 219 that integrates elements of US and Israeli militaries.

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

The idea that the US did it on purpose to kill the kids of IRGC soldiers would be less conspiratorial if Pete Hegseth and all his top guys hadn't made literally their entire careers on arguing that war crimes are cool and there should be no limits at all on American violence.

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

The humble apple is perfectly designed to sit flat on a table. Easy to see why they’re beloved by teachers. Unlike the contemptible orange which is prone to rolling away.

[nick @poplockandbopit]

Me, after inhaling a cigarette for 15 seconds:

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

TALENT makes a star

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

TALENT makes a star

[➳❥ @VintageVault8]

Nabatieh, South Lebanon
After israeli air strikes, June 2026

[Safiq 🎙️ Sah•feek @ItsBankhead_]

She was mad asf

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[nick @poplockandbopit]

I want the producers to add a room/section called Lowkey A Vibe #LoveIslandUSA

[Robo @robowyd]

God forbid a woman is passionate about cloud storage

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

the average conversation on love island:

[nick @poplockandbopit]

We need Actors on Actors but Reality Stars on Reality Stars so that we can get Dr. Sheree Whitfield and Sincere in conversation #LoveIsland #RHOA

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

two stabbings triggered a federal investigation but the quarter million Georgians who lost health insurance this year didn’t, bc “safety” has always meant the false promise of protection from the scary stranger, not wages you can live on, water you can drink, a doctor you can see

[nick @poplockandbopit]

I bought a box of fortune cookies and am eating through them until I find one that feels “eerily accurate” that I can romanticize and tape on my desk

[Rozina Ali @rozina_ali]

Photo of detainees at Delaney, by Ryan Murphy, for Reuters

[Nahel Belgherze @WxNB_]

Hard to believe I’m even writing this.

Meteorological summer hasn’t even begun, yet Paris, France has already logged more days above 32°C (89.6°F) than its annual average.

[nick @poplockandbopit]

this song single-handedly extended my KatyCathood by 3 or 4 years

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

7 years ago today, Katy Perry released “Never Really Over.”