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[Nux @mherlihy0816]

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

there’s probably a dog somewhere who thinks the mailman has attempted to invade his home 1,000 times and he has successfully stopped him every single day

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

taking back my like when I see “made with ai”

[Ready Steady Bunny @babybunnyrry]

Is everyone lowkey losing it rn or is it just me and Channing Tatum

[cande! @candeschulman]

perdon por mi pensamiento de extrema izquierda pero estaría bueno que un salario básico alcance para tener un techo y comida... perdon eh posta quizás me pasé

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is why we need term limits

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

Turtle at the zoo waiting for lettuce

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining:

[NAOKi @popomeansshit]

@Donny5742 @0xSweep can you explain to me why? its a very ignorant question, i know, but i have been reading about it and would like to understand more.. im afraid to ask around because most of the people online that reply are just insulting each other

[NAOKi @popomeansshit]

@2525_yo2 thank you!!🙏🏻 i love your work

[NAOKi @popomeansshit]

@2525_yo2 omg i need password

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Why tf would you think a nigga who fries your nervous system is your soulmate

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

really strange how Israel killed a bunch of kids and if you say that someone is suddenly mad at you

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i don’t like people who don’t understand that some days you simply do NOT have the capacity for human interaction

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

i dont wanna be an empath anymore
i wanna be a fucking bitch

[Alen @AlenSeli3]

My coworker and I were talking about capitalism, and he said, “The Earth is a resort for like 500 rich people, and the rest of us are just the staff.” Now I can’t unsee it.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Women get shamed for sėx. For liking sėx. For not liking sėx. For having too much or too little sėx. For having kids. For not having kids. For abortıng cells that might turn into kids. For having kids too young. For having kids too old. Just stfu man.