POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY

The real ladies man I am

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

Low key think a moose might kill me someday

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

I'm going to miss my therapjst SO MUCH

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

I liked FOCO, maybe CSU would have been my destiny

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

Group chats are just a room that you walk into and say shit and maybe someone else is around

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

I need someone with an apple phone to be a hero

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

Vanilla, purple, lambs, chocolate milk and falling in love with a prince will always be in my soul

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

I think the fact that my childhood stuffed animal was lamb has done numbers on who I am

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

I fucking hate drugs

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

It's already fucking 11 ???

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

Did not expect to make such a big deal about finishing my journal

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

Irrevocably was stuck in my head last week

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

RIP TWITTER YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED MY NEW PHONE

[Miles 🐓 @Balls9765]

A party would fix me

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

My twitter account is under an email that doesn't exist wtf

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

Why do we keep making phones bigger ?? Shouldn't that be illegal

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

My new phone is so big and then I picked up my old phone and started crying because of how comfortable it is

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

If one more person talks about Saskatchewan I'm buying a plane ticket

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

@Sageywagey2000 I love you I love you

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

Did we all decide to cancel plans with Poppy or what?

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

I think I'm in love with Esther McGregor

[POPPY THE PATATO COWBOY @popperstallion]

@Balls9765 I don't condone but I understand