Pops

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[Variety @Variety]

‘Rick and Morty’ Scores 70-Episode Order at Cartoon Network https://t.co/IbCHH3SIVT

[Nando's @NandosUK]

u ok hun? https://t.co/yCHOB3jl6N

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

You look like a ventriloquist act on Leicesters Got Talent. https://t.co/eFsBbbFFAM

[Kansas City Zoo & Aquarium @KansasCityZoo]

Just. So. Cute.

[Pops @poppysammy]

Just saw a man get ice cream on his yeezys. I shed a tear

[Pops @poppysammy]

People who stand on the walking side of the escalator are my least favourite type of people

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Don’t worry Mugabe you’ll always have my mother to defend you.
This was a story from my first ever Edinburgh show. A story that’s in no way elaborated and happened word for word! No footage of it exists but it’s immortalised on @UrbanDictionay

[Michael Whitehall @fatherwhitehall]

Glued to the darts with Winston.

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

You’d only need two things to make Dancing on Ice more entertaining.
1) Fatter Celebrities
2) Thinner Ice

[Pops @poppysammy]

As soon as I move onto tequila I know I’m fucked up

[Pops @poppysammy]

All I want is to go into a coffee shop and not get looked at strangely when I ask for my cappuccino dry

[𝐚𝗺𝐲𝐣𝐚𝐝𝐞 @amy_jadee]

Honestly the way they spoke to her was actually disgusting https://t.co/z7Rei8v3cg

[Pops @poppysammy]

And maybe a cheeseburger for some variety?

[Pops @poppysammy]

I would really like roughly 3-47 chicken nuggets

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

????????? why do you keep bringing things up like 'he once held the door open for an old lady' who cares?!?!? he killed 58 fucking ppl https://t.co/yPmIRJ0dRj