Lonerr

| Binary Bard

[Charlie Cesc Makgoba @CWharlie4]

A Government job with a lazy team that eats lunch twice a day... 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

[Lonerr @popul_rlonerr]

@castlelitesa COLD, CRISP, EXTRA, REFRESH, CAN, FNB, MAPHORISA & KABZA! 😮‍💨 Nothing hits like Extra Cold, Crisp, Refresh ko Scorpion Kings Live at FNB with Kabza & Maphorisa #ScorpionKingsLive #NothingHitsLikeExtraCold

[culture jpeg @culturejpg]

Let us not forget Brian Steel literally chose to go to jail during the YSL trial rather than betraying his client

[Lonerr @popul_rlonerr]

@KFCSA @BigConcerts The app is stuck

[Lonerr @popul_rlonerr]

@castlelitesa The right can has beer foam overflowing from the top, while the left can does not.The writing around the top of the can is different. The Extra Cold logo is missing from the left can. The left can is not open #NothingHitsLikeExtraCold #ScorpionKingsLive. 🍺

[Lonerr @popul_rlonerr]

@Shimza01 Skeif job applications

[Edward Akopyan @mrakopyan]

😂 Piers, Ronaldo sat on YOUR show and told the world he’s better than Messi, and you practically held the mirror while he admired himself.

Messi says nothing. An ad lists achievements he ACTUALLY WON, and suddenly you’re the fucking Minister of Humility.

Ronaldo calling himself the greatest = confidence. Messi’s résumé proving otherwise = arrogance.

You’re not offended by bragging, Piers. You’re offended because Messi’s trophy cabinet keeps making your Ronaldo propaganda look fucking stupid. That’s not journalism, Piers. That’s being a fanboy with a television show. 🎤⬇️

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

Lionel Messi just dropped this on IG. It looks like he is bragging but I promise you everything on the receipt is true.

What is this flex. 😭❤️

[Gloriaaa ❤️😍 @ladyhuneybee]

I honestly thought I’d seen it all 😂😂 My neighbour, who used to be a nurse 👩‍⚕️, has been rubbing me with Grandpa and Ooh So Heavenly. Tell me why I’m actually feeling SO much better now? 🥺🥺❤️

[Thato Mashigo @ThaidoMashigo]

I made a web app to educate people on TFSAs

Check it out

https://t.co/KsW9io4saP

[BigBillEnergy🇵🇸 @SonicCurator]

Don't know why this came to mind😂😭

[Md Ismail Šojal 🕷️ @0x0SojalSec]

Teaching TCP/IP this way would save thousands of students.

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Rodri has completed football.

[BiG iCE 🧊 @datiCEguy_]

Susan is such a great actress.. FedEx is the real OG 😋

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real.

More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot.

Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world.

The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential.

We are proud to have them on our team.

Credit: Joan Monfort

[Premier League @premierleague]

Elliot Anderson adds to Man City's incredible midfield options 😲

[Tlhalefo. 🌊 @Tlhaxdova]

Let’s get into this week’s gig bandla

[shirish @shiri_shh]

The laptop hasn't changed in 30 years. NVIDIA just changed it

RTX Spark is their first PC chip ever.

- RTX 5070 level GPU
- 128GB unified memory
- 1 petaflop of local AI
- thin, light, barely throttles unplugged

Your AI agent lives on the machine. 24/7. No cloud.

This is step one of the agentic AI PC, and everyone else is about to copy it.