caterina

neither hither nor thither

[caterina @porkchavz]

If you want legitimate & up to date news, sign up here to get a daily briefing https://t.co/U3zDzk52sv please be responsible with your brain

[caterina @porkchavz]

Let me clear your name real quick

[caterina @porkchavz]

@Delta I’m sorry I’m not mad at you I’m mad at United

[caterina @porkchavz]

HOLY AHOT IT WAS UNITED NOT @Delta

[caterina @porkchavz]

CALL THIS WHAT YOU WANT BUT ITS A PANIC ATTACK CAUSED BY YOUR LACK OF INTEGRITY WHEN YOU DO BUSINESS. I ALREADY PAID FOR THE SERVICE. HER BAG WAS ALREADY CHECKED. YOU DID THIS 20-30 MINUTES BEFORE HER FLIGHT WAS BOARDING

[caterina @porkchavz]

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE GRADUATION GIFT AND YOUVE ALREWDY PUT A DAMPER ON OUR WEEKEND @Delta BECUSE YOU THOUGHT $400 wasn’t enough for a one way flight??????? FOR REAL???? IT HAAAAD TO BE $600? Are you kidding me?

[caterina @porkchavz]

BUY TWITTER BACK DONT LET ELON TAKE OVER TWITTER

[caterina @porkchavz]

Wordle 265 6/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 i had two different options for that last one so yeah i was nervous

[caterina @porkchavz]

@KarenKilgariff I have an idea that I think you, G, S, your network, and your listeners would really love and find super helpful. What do I need to do for you to agree to a phone call, text, FaceTime, carrier pidgin, hologram, truly dealers choice of communication with me? #mfm

[caterina @porkchavz]

@mackenzierae67 Okay okay I’ll watch it

[Katty Kay @KattyKay_]

This is heartbreaking. The kind of text no mother ever wants to read.

[caterina @porkchavz]

@karina_vldz I will go on long walks with you just so you can beat him always

[caterina @porkchavz]

@bolanle_ot QUEEN ENERGY ONLY

[caterina @porkchavz]

This makes me want to vomit

[Joshua Benton @jbenton]

There are two approved Louisiana history textbooks for the state's 8th graders.

This is how one of them introduces the Civil War: as tough times for a poor young white woman whose family owned 120 slaves.

[Liam Stuart @LiamStu48903154]

When you get paid to hug #MayweatherPaul

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

WE DID IT!! We capped the out-of-pocket cost of insulin in Texas!

Our bill is headed to the Governor’s desk for a signature! #txlege

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Millennials hold 4.8% of all wealth. There are now 40-year-old Millennials.

At the same age, Gen X had 9% of wealth. Boomers had 21%

The largest generation in history did what the system told them to do and became the most-educated in history. Now they're the poorest in history

[caterina @porkchavz]

@BriannaBishop_ Omg she’s in love

[caterina @porkchavz]

I’m so sad

[Alex Horton @AlexHortonTX]

Black Army officer held at gunpoint in his car: “I’m honestly afraid to get out”

Police officer: “Yeah, you should be” https://t.co/nlfb11AREZ