Porkchop

Idiot Savant (in training).

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

Breaking news: NO positive leap second will be introduced at the end of Dec 2018. UTC to UTC-TAI remains -37 seconds! #time #ntp #iers #YouNeededToKnow

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@aidanmcc Thanks! If you ever want the domain, your name is on the whois :)

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@aidanmcc Are you https://t.co/C7urSkHiC9? I need an abuse contact if so. Your handle cun2yfu is up to no good.

[Eric Ashman @eashman]

AWS has announced new PDP-11 instances. Useful for airlines and Motor Vehicles departments looking to move to the cloud without upgrading existing infrastructure. #reInvent #reinvent2017 #geekhumor @nixcraft

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

Shut out of my first two talks, and I was so sure this year would be different! On the plus side,I have 4500 steps and it’s only 10am. #reinvent2017

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

Just passed the security checkpoint at the MGM. It’s a dowsing rod and a half dozen kitchen staff. #reInvent

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

Hey, @lanyon, a lot of people are talking about your service at #reinvent2016 ... Disconnect with the ReInvent Marketing dept?

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

Re:Invent, like CiscoLive & others outsourced all the logistics for registration etc to https://t.co/9y2VVsAoZw #reinvent2016

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

Perhaps the AWS conference reserved seating application is hosted in Azure? #reinvent2016 #huggedtodeath

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

@MrTrashWheel Were we supposed to get real tickets in the mail for your baby shower? Or did you just put our names on a list?

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

Really? Nat'l Weather Service issued a heat advisory. Not the safest time to ask the at-risk to turn off their AC. https://t.co/lKUvY9eLFB

[BGE @MyBGE]

7/25, BGE customers with smart meters can earn bill credits by reducing electricity 1-7pm https://t.co/uI5pUz7mAh

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

Breaking news: A positive leap second will be introduced at the end of Dec 2016. UTC to UTC-TAI will become -37 seconds! #time #ntp #iers

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

Nevermind on that AWS VPN issue. ISP lost a route. Reestablished on a backup carrier. #unsi

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

AWS VPN/VPC issue anyone? Can't establish connections to the endpoints.

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

@HistoricSenator What email address do I use to ask about theater rentals?

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

@BaltimorePolice Block and mute functions only affect your view, not ours. To stop people cursing you, you'd need to arrest 'em. goodluck :)

[Porkchop @porkchopnet]

@threadhelp Last year for Christmas you sold some plain super-soft shirts. I want more this year, but can't find the product page?

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@jaredmauch Sure. PM me an address thats not on puck.

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@jaredmauch puck is listed on threattrack as malware. TippingPoint ThreatLinQ inherted the listing.

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@DEREKARNOLD You should know that http://t.co/VHxg4nkV9A redirects to your site...and International Caps Lock day is tomorrow.