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[The Intel Hub @The_IntelHub]

ISR Synch Manager:

[East Lansing Police @EastLansingPD]

We like 21 savage as much anyone but if we hear "bank account" playing from 3 blocks away again your bank account will suffer #noiseticket

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@DublinSquareEL the music isn't loud enough, I can hear the bartender mouth breathing. @timtwok

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@JawboneSupport network almost always down when adding food so I can't edit portions, why does this require network when the items scan in?

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@CityofEL time for a new one

[BFF @YrBFF]

Damn you, hackers! Is nothing sacred!?

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Pretty girls and tickets (Vine by @DanielsOfficer) https://t.co/T3swiZjZ2Q

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@DjDonnieD I request your nips

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Will Smith is turning into Uncle Phil

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If you text him and he doesn't text back, he was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Labour's transport spokesman says he doesn't like Top Gear. Good. We don't make it for people who wear pink ties.

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"@collegefession: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I will lick the hole from which you poo" Michigan State University" @DancinJoeJansen ?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Roses are red, violets are blue. It's almost Valentine's Day but...

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"To all the girls that can't even, I think you can! — The Little Engine That Could." — University of Colorado

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

17 Terrible Valentines For People Who Are Dead Inside
http://t.co/LNWR5WNQMQ

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Patriots Legarrette Blount has ZERO CHILL 😳

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Cheesiest pickup line ever

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"People who cheat at trivia crack are the reason I have trust issues." — Princeton