DW

Proud winner of Buffalo's Most Beautiful Baby 1989. Tweets are my own and all that jazz.

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@headandtheheart @showboxpresents Hello! Did an email go out with the VIP meet and greet pictures? I didn’t get the original VIP email about show times so I’m hesitant to believe I will have received any other emails after the show. Thank you!

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@addison10122009 @headandtheheart Did this email ever go out? I didn’t receive one yet

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@schadjoe My guy Mikey McD with the off-white Air Force ones

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@RGIII Doing him dirty with the Piccolo reference 😂

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@nflrums @DrewJRosenhaus And I almost had a sandwich for lunch today

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@thephinsider

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I’m late here but I’ve taken the past 24+ hours to really noodle on this:

Top 5 Best 🎃Candy
1. Almond Joy 2. Peanut M&Ms 3. Butterfinger 4. PB Cups 5. Skittles

Top 5 Worst
1. Good N Plenty 2. Necco Wafers 3. Herseys 4. Warheads 5. Bit O Honeys

I SAID WHAT I SAID

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@DML_28 Arguably their best yet. Or maybe not even arguably?

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

SEA 48 - 45 DET
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1073rd unique final score in NFL history.

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@TomPelissero He wanted more money when he thought he outperformed his contract. Can Miami pay him less now for underperforming?

[Jeff Darlington @JeffDarlington]

How wild was Miami’s comeback? It’s the first time in 12 years a team has come back from a 21-point deficit in the fourth quarter.

From 2011 to 2022, teams trailing by 21+ in the fourth quarter have a record of 0-711.

Credit: @ESPNStatsInfo

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

Teammates to have 150+ Receiving Yards, 10+ Receptions, & 2+ Receiving TD in the same game in NFL history:

Jaylen Waddle & Tyreek Hill - Today

That’s it.

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@CatKaye12 This angry tweet means Football Sundays are officially back

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The Dolphins’ spending spree includes:

Tyreek Hill: 4-yr, $120M
Xavien Howard: 2-yr, $50.7M
Terron Armstead: 5-yr, $87.5M max
Cedrick Wilson: 3-yr, $22.5M
Connor Williams: 2-yr, $14M
Chase Edmonds: 2-yr, $12.6M
Teddy Bridgewater: 1-yr, $6.5M
Raheem Mostert: 1-yr, $3.125M

🐬 💰

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The next time someone cuts me off and I get road rage, I’m going to hit them with my “vessel of love”

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@CatKaye12 @PrimeVideo Turn to something else then. Literally anything else. Problem solved, awkwardness eliminated.

Any other life challenges I can help with?

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@LegionHoops First change what’s in your control; removal of “sactown” on your jerseys

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@KevsterM I had high hopes. It was at the scene of the walking giants that I knew I made a mistake

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Fezco and Ashtray are the best HBO duo since McConaughey and Harrelson