L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard

professional cook, amateur enthusiast / all foods are breakfast foods / all power to the people / roll tide y’all

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

time is a flat circle

[Dan Murphy @DanMurphyESPN]

A company founded and fronted by Kendrick Perkins is offering college and HS athletes upfront money in exchange for a portion of their NIL earnings. Experts say the deals resemble high-interest loans and could be taking advantage of players. Details:

https://t.co/OJyIRLpolW

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

counterpoint: the people responsible for enabling and perpetuating an ongoing genocide should never know a moment of peace

[Jay Nordlinger @jaynordlinger]

Disgusting. The harassment of public officials at their homes is one of the worst things about politics in America. I don't care who is doing the harassing, or who is the harassed. https://t.co/QpXCqHYGVp

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

best sport.

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

Listening to OTT TO GO on repeat to today. A banger.

The Calgorithm remains undefeated.

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

Was megalopolis good? I can wholeheartedly say it was unlike anything I’ve ever seen before.

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

Ryan Williams omg 😱

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

[VIBE Magazine @VibeMagazine]

Chileee, they ain’t playing with NYC Mayor Eric Adams! �

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

Honestly if you know anything about the history of New York City Adams being the first sitting mayor to be charged criminally is actually astounding

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

time is a flat circle

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

truly one of the best to ever do it 🫡 🤡

[katie honan @katie_honan]

“When you fight on behalf of New York, things happen,” @NYCMayor says at town hall in the Bronx, vaguely addressing multiple federal investigations into his admin.

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

lmaooooo

[Sally Goldenberg @SallyGold]

“These are hard jobs and we don’t expect anyone to stay in them forever,” @NYCMayor says of chief City Hall counsel Lisa Zornberg resigning - at nearly 11 pm on a Saturday night:

https://t.co/pAYcO08oQd

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

@dereckapurnell Most Americans suffer from a profound lack of imagination. Like, dream just a tiny bit bigger and such a better world could be possible.

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

go off, gun

[Columbus Dispatch @DispatchAlerts]

Columbus police officers were chasing two carjacking suspects when they crashed into a Lion's Den adult superstore. An officer's drawn gun goes off. https://t.co/rGf8P2lGVd

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

@DispatchAlerts What the fuck does “an officer’s gun goes off” mean???

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

@erinmdurkin @katie_honan I really wish it was more common to respond by asking if these people are lying or just bad at their jobs? Because those are the only two possibilities.

[L. Ron Hubbard of the Cupboard @porkstories]

🥲

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

Be less weird about politicians! Don’t fall in love with politicians! Treat politicians like offensive coordinators, scream at them until they do what you want and berate their every mistake!

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

“We believe that immediately cutting US military aid to the Israeli government is necessary to bring about a peaceful resolution to this conflict” yes it is! Kind of the only thing that matters and everything else is window dressing and performance