nuisance alligator

mulder, it's me

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

zoie is eating milk duds with a whitening strip in her mouth

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

maxi skirt with adidas sambas? groundbreaking

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

all real estate related jobs are spiritually israeli

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

They letting anybody be realtors these days. I wouldn’t buy a gingerbread house from you bitches

[mariana @pastapilled]

and you noticed #loser

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

It makes me so sad when people say baby albatrosses are chopped. Hes just a baby. A little muppet baby. Why would you say that about him

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

feels like it shouldn't even need to be said but i need yall to BRUSH YOUR KIDS FUCKING HAIR!!!!!!!

[JOHN @J0hnJohnJ0hn]

That might have been the best Roo ever purely because of how good the vibes were

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

This was a special Sunday on The Farm.

Once the rain cleared and Centeroo reopened — the vibes were at an all time high.

Mud and all…the collective energy was something really fun to be a part of. 🖤🦉

[Bonnaroovian @Bonnaroovian]

Shave your big toe girl we’re going to Bonnaroo

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but every single problem you have with your hair comes down to washing and drying it. you gotta dry it

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

good for them honestly

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Everest poisoning scandal: Guides 'secretly lace climbers' food to trigger costly helicopter rescues' as part of £15million insurance scam https://t.co/eVoOUIDXdD

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

A single cat was able to collapse an entire tern colony within a season. A lone domestic cat has a greater capacity than you understand.

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

honestly me

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

fuck israel and fuck you too

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

and the pants i ordered online came and fit so nice #divinelyblessed #and #protected

[nuisance alligator @pornbread]

i love sleeping in and waking up to breakfast made by my angel bf before going to my hot girl job and yapping all day. living the dream and i mean that

[Queso @djbitchtits]

gambling is retarded u are better off smoking crack fr..