Porno Couch

Just a couch used in porn.

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@miakhalifa @jerrod05 It's true, she's lesbianese!

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so glad to hear that @thefarahabraham's face is back to normal! That was wacky!

http://t.co/0tNjsiU5nm

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...then he fucks her! anyway, great scene, and I thought I was pretty good in it, I think I may have been hungover that day, too.

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...wearing a ridiculous hardhat. and confuses the words fuse and boob repeatedly. and guess what?...

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just watching an old scene I was in with Lilith Lust and @christianxxx1, man, that was a great scene. He plays a handyman...

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@jdcava @CRob109 Can't talk from assassins, but I got into it with a footstool the other day, dude kicked like a mule. didn't steal my scene

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@MikaelaPBTV @Babeshow_fans @ElectraPlayboy @RedLight_tv @UKBabeChannels @UKHONEYZ @TvBabez stilettos on my back hurt so good! poke harder!

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And of course, setting up the stereo to help unpack is always the first priority, and the internet not so much.

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as it turns out, someone left it behind at the old place, so we had to go back for it. total pain.

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And once we got to the new place, I couldn't find one of the cushions, which always irks me, because, you know, it's sort of my thing

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Sorry guys, we've been moving, and you know what a pain in the ass that can be. Shit never goes right, no matter how much you plan.

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@SweetHeartVids @thejanicexxx @EvaKareraXStar I gotta say, proud of my work in this scene. They stopped doing homework, I was in the groove!

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Hope everyone enjoyed #OhioState last night, I got to hang out with friends (they sat on me, natch) and had a great time. good times

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@TVBabeFans @MikaelaPBTV @PlayboyTVChat @RedLight_tv That is a FANCY couch, I totally get it. Jealous I didn't get the work!

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from your profile @misslucyzara, I see that you like couches. Perhaps we can work together sometime. A British accent always turns me on!

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I mean, I know he felt bad about it. Just a reminder that a lot of things have to go right at the same time when making a film

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So here's the downer...after all that today, the guy couldn't pop. So my schedule is screwed next week and I have a bunch of work booked.

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@realdakotaskye I should check with my agent to see if she can get me on their show sometime. I've got tons of experience!

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@Kagneytweets curl up on me, I'm done working for the day (don't want to talk about it, tho), but I'm ready to snuggle!

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@realdakotaskye I don't see a couch anywhere here, I am disappoint. And if anyone knows from couches, it's me.