cooper porter

they/them • if you're going to hell, keep going

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

Your landlord is taking half your salary, the government is spending your taxes on wars, your boss is pocketing the profits you and your colleagues are laboring for, but instead of fighting them y'all want to fight immigrants and trans people because you are bootlicking cowards.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘ADULTS’ has been renewed for season 3.

It will consist of 16 episodes.

(https://t.co/N3Z6pzN0bF)

[cooper porter @port_ez]

@evyltalks pls ignore my comment as i realize… it doesn’t make much sense lol it was just immediate gut emotion and reaction 🙂‍↔️

[cooper porter @port_ez]

@evyltalks i just fell to my knees. in prayer, in devotion, idfc GOD I LOVE ETHEL AND I LOVE RENEE !!! thank you thank you thank you

[Unenthused Bailey @grafcrank]

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ISLANDER

[cooper porter @port_ez]

@evyltalks sorry, im a bit of an aaron hater… whoops LOL

[cooper porter @port_ez]

@evyltalks happy birthday to andrew, and andrew only 😌 twin whomst??

(also, goofs aside, thank you so much for this, evyl !! you and your art are incredibly appreciated on this holiday, and all days)

[cooper porter @port_ez]

@evyltalks as you should tbh

[Daily San Jose Sharks @DailySjSharks]

Hot take: idrc if the Sharks win a cup. I'd pick 84 entertaining games where you can see the guys are enjoying themselves but lose half the time over getting a cup with players who look on the brink of suicide and play unnerving games just to win any day.
But that's just me.

[Unenthused Bailey @grafcrank]

It was a perfect idea to schedule a Sharks game on Halloween because this is terrifying and horrible to watch

[Julia Tveritina @yuliiatveritina]

Oh, well. You'll join us someday...
#haloween #OTGW

[Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙 @antares_ojo_o]

Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads

[¹³ faith🇨🇭˖ ࣪ @hischiersdevils]

these were the messages for context

[🌈🌷Tahni Marie @queenofgoldfish]

Vulpix and Ninetails !

[s. 🦈 @SiamPampam]

hi @ san jose sharks
could you, please, play a good game today? im exhausted, work is kicking my butt and i really need that
thanks

[meg #firewarso #firetocchet @Bratlin_71]

How I’m already feeling

[Noah Dao @noahdeaart]

😭aughh....