David Porte

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@ccowboy723 Yes but not in a hail storm!

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@Dawn_French My broadband is downstreaming when it should be upstreaming!
When will you be on-site to reconfigurisation it?

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@ShippersUnbound Free loaders the lot of em

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@SkyNews He needs to suffer the same sustained and deliberate attack. I’m available at short notice.

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@popslow69 You know they gonna walk backwards at it now!

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@RishiSunak He’s no Robin Hood, in fact the polar opposite!

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@RicardoCalzione @MikeRampton Not only does it now have a name but a theme tune to boot. Yay.

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@JamesBlunt Probably the best subliminal marketing in the world!

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@jessphillips Who writes this shite? And why are BBC so fascinated by Cummings? He’s just a sad muppet.

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@Mini_Chic If you can’t beat ‘em …

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@HackneyAbbott Wakey wakey!

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@realDonaldTrump Are you investing in crockery?

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easyJet passengers forced to pay each other to leave overweight plane http://t.co/F1lgK7Tp via @sharethis