Alice

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Alice @porteralice_]

Just the thought of this summer gets me sooo buzzing

[mai @maisieweaver]

PRETTY LITTLE THING TRY ON HAUL | HOW I WOULD STYLE! https://t.co/r8iPJvAvTO via @YouTube

[Alice @porteralice_]

Extremely triggered by my Snapchat memories of all the Christmas festivities from over the years :(

[thediyora.bluesky.social @thediyora]

8. When this BBC presenter said she'd seen lots of doggers this morning

[thediyora.bluesky.social @thediyora]

10. Quite possibly the worst acting ever on Emmerdale

[thediyora.bluesky.social @thediyora]

14. When someone forgot to collect their NSFW grandma from This Morning

[tom on crack @theamyjade]

oh to be random girls giving amy winehouse a ride while she was running away from paparazzi

[Alice @porteralice_]

Extremely jealous of all the people born with naturally straight teeth who don’t have to wear a retainer every night to keep them looking nice

[ehis @ehisilozobhie]

It’s the paying £9,250 in tuition fees to sit at home for me....

[no name @Nelswhere_]

Lidl doing £5 off a £25 shop if you download their Lidl Plus App and register. Share if you think that would be helpful to anyone.

[Alice @porteralice_]

Sunbathing in your back garden just doesn’t hit the same as being abroad by the pool with a bev

[Alice @porteralice_]

I need to learn that buying a new outfit for every occasion is not necessary