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WAS GAY, THEN MET SHANAE, DUMPED THE NEXT DAY, SHAGGED A BLOKE CALLED RAY, NOW ENGAGED TO CHELSAY.

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@77ADE_ @Vixx_68_99_08 Happy birthday Ade. Should have told me earlier. I would have give you some paint.

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@strebornayr Did somebody mention A QUEER? Grab us a couple of these from Asda and I'll show you Queer 😍

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@strebornayr @saladmunchers @FattusAntus @bashy88mc I'll suck your cheesy helmet Ryan 😋

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@strebornayr @saladmunchers @Bowsy_ @jaythomas1979 Did somebody mention SUCKING OFF HORSES?

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@Bowsy_ @bazthered7 @StretfordEnda @AaronPR2 I love fruit and nut bars specially family sized ones up me shitter. #Gaping

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@SpaceBunny77 @LounicornShit I'm here girls #Gaping

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@BriansRightFoot @Bowsy_ @UtdNDx Did somebody mention AN EYE? I love an eye me. Brown eye or a japs eye 😍 #Gaping

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@HassMUFC @77ADE_ @Bowsy_ @bazthered7 Did somebody mention WORK?

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@strebornayr @HassMUFC Did somebody mention a JAPS EYE? Wiped a few of them in my time so you can call me anytime Hass to help wipe yours 😍

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@Ryan90MUFC @strebornayr Did somebody mention ARSES? I like a good arse me. Me todger up a nice arse that is 😍 #Gaping

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@strebornayr @ChrisEubank Did somebody mention A JAPS EYE? Seen a few japs eyes in my time and not I'm talking about our oriental friends 😍

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@StretfordEnda @DaveyMcWise @strebornayr Ooooh I love a bit of Coke up me arse crack. 2 litres of Coke that is. #Gaping

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@SpaceBunny77 @BriansRightFoot @SamAdam_Frost @Ryan90MUFC @jpowney1984 I'll start with Powney. He can plumb my cakehole anytime. #Gaping

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@SpaceBunny77 @BriansRightFoot @SamAdam_Frost @Ryan90MUFC @jpowney1984 Wud you like me to sort these boys out Lisa? Sortin boys is my fave 😍

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@strebornayr Ooh I hope this is true. Gay footballers know best when it comes to playing with balls. #Gaping

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@bealymufc @BennyFuckingB @CleggTheRed You can't beat a finger up the arse lads. When I say finger I actually mean fist #Gaping