Courtney Porter

extremely average

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

Yo I need a second job

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

I really gotta stop taking these naps when I’m on days

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

Phoenix winter has become my all time favorite 😍

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

@mrelli10 You should start writing your number on a napkin and hitting on her

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

@mrelli10 But I’m so excited for you guys!!

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

Season 2 of bonding is on Netflix now!

[mike. @justmike]

Forgiveness is a cheat code for true happiness

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

@Infamous_630 I bet it is trash over there! You have to get it back here!

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

Has anyone tried the cauliflower rice from chipotle?

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

@Infamous_630 TAKE IT BACK

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

Yo I gotta get myself a second job 😅

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

6 fucking months until I’m a civilian again 🙌🏼

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

Keep telling J that I’m going to knock her out when we have a baby and name him Spud

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

@LaurennnNiicole Oh I am so sorry 😭😭 I hope you start to feel better

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

Trying to pack for a 3 week trip in just a carry on😅😅 NO ROOM FOR SHOES !

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Chris Nikic became the first person with Down syndrome to complete an IRONMAN. Incredible 👏

🏊‍♂️ 2.4 mile swim
🚴‍♂️ 112 mile bike ride
🏃‍♂️ 26.2 mile run

(h/t @IRONMANtri , @ESPNUK)

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

@Infamous_630 😢😢😢😢

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[Mashable @mashable]

3D printed homes could be the key to a more sustainable future

[Courtney Porter @porterc09]

I’ve been doing some real adult shit lately