porterisawinner

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

this gotta be the worst #lastnightasaporter in history. dry as shit. good luck in yalls future lives tho 👍

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

vanessa s cannot drive for her life. crashes just ab every car and gets a new one a few days later. crazy stuff #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

@BigwoodBarry her and henry broke up and she disappeared off the planet

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

kk mitch the best mitchell. end of story #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

rrikobeats > jon azoff #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

the amount of girls going to either kentucky or bama this year is nuts #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

anyone know ab beal and razzos beef. if so who would win in a fight #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

some of the prom break ups this year were funny asl #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

even though the lunches sucked, the lunch ladies were the best. respect to them #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

y’all remember the heart rate straps lmfao #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

idk if anyones said it but tyler miller looks megamind as well as the villain from the incredibles with that big ass forehead of his #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

ben staley has got to be the most unathletic smart person there is. guess that’s what fran’s for #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

keegan downgraded so badly, what’s macy giving ya that’s making ya stay so long? #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

was jackson cocke a nazi? or what was he cuz some of his outfits made me question it #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

porters baseball y’all better win tmrw or else #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

idk what’s passed around more a blunt on a saturday night or sierra bran on a hockey team #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

y’all remember ben roark? the dude who apparently did anal with another dude during summer camp #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

the funniest thing ab the “popular girls” of the school is when they make tiktoks thinking they’ll go viral just to get a solid 4 likes #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

grace flynn has got to be the biggest attention whore aot #lastnightasaporter

[porterisawinner @porterisawinner]

ight so we can all agree that my boom tours music sucked ass right 😭 #lastnightasaporter