Half tidy like

Generally old, but vaguely interesting bloke. I'm partial to a cold beer. Lifelong video gamer and bibliophile.Registered Nurse

[Billingham Town FC @BillinghamTown]

CLUB STATEMENT

The club would like to address rumours circulating on social media regarding unacceptable behaviour following today’s game away to Seaham Red Star.

After a brief investigation, we can confirm that Billingham Town supporter Phil Smith has received a lifetime ban from the club and has been reported to the Northern League, The FA and Cleveland Police.

Although we are delighted to see Town win, and appreciate that celebrations can occasionally go a little too far, ordering a strawberry daiquiri in a pub, with the lads, on a matchday cannot—and will not—be tolerated.

Furthermore, to ensure the club does not encourage similar behaviour in future, lager tops will no longer be served in the clubhouse.

The club considers the matter closed.

#UTT

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@JoeBangles11 Duh, yeah. Why would you not????

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@IanSZNian The American lad, Kasey Keller

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@hayleyj67296570 Well done. You must be a very proud mam indeed.

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

Everything you learn about Kiribati may against your will, but you WILL learn.

[Onkel Jakob @Woelfisches]

Wenn mir ein Klumpen Koks aus dem Gesicht fällt, klebe ich es mir auch immer auf die Stirn, damit ich es nachher nicht vergesse und ich es später noch mal konsumieren kann. #RobbieWilliams

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@PolymarketFC Are you blind? Watching via Braile? That was an absolutely cringe pile of steaming shite.

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@NjTank99 A steaming corrupt pile of absolute shit.

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@PintsBeauty The Helles without a doubt.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

The way this site is going, we won't have anyone left on here who chains rent boys to radiators

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@reddragondarts Eric Bristow

[simone @twentysixbux]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 A few years ago you’d have been called a conspiracy theorist for suggesting a powerful paedophile is manipulating the outcome of World Cup matches by persuading a man who awarded him a peace prize to rescind red cards.

[Jonathan Smith @Fiat__Justitia]

Incredible community note for a police force:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Birmingham Police are now asking us all to stop sharing this video. Oops.

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@Biffo183 They are too gorgeous

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@UKHonor 3rd minute

[Pago Premium Juices @PagoFruitJuices]

🔥 UK heatwave? We’re officially in sunbathing season!

Sunscreen ✔️
Sunglasses ✔️
Ice-cold Pago ✔️

Stay cool, stay hydrated and soak up the sunshine ☀️🍹❤️

#SummerSips #Heatwave #StayHydrated #Pago #SunshineReady

https://t.co/gJ4ETTqIXg

[Pago Premium Juices @PagoFruitJuices]

It's COMPETITION TIME 🎉 Want to get your hands on a case of Pago Dragonfruit Guava Juice? Of course you do 😍

🌵 To enter, answer this question in the comments:
True or False: Dragonfruit grows on a type of cactus.
A) True
B) False

[Half tidy like @porthvader]

@PagoFruitJuices Deliciously true😍