Douglas Van Sant, Sr

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@LittleDebbie Honey Buns gotta go.

[Douglas Van Sant, Sr @portmahon]

@dougvansant Went with a 15-year old back when I was 21. Am I now a "predator?"

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@dougvansant Gosh! I sure hope I didn't write something offensive in a yearbook 65 years ago.

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Wow! To think this one guy controls the weather. I thought AlGore did that.

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@dougvansant The globe warmed about 800 a.d. The SUVs were responsible.

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@dougvansant "Science" thought the earth was flat, that the sun revolved around the earth, and bacteria couldn't cause infection.

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Ernie may not say much, but he does have an opinion.

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I knew an award-winning belcher once, but this is a first with a flatulence expert.

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There's a "seasoned professional" for that? Good grief, what sort of fee do they charge?

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Met the littlest, and newest, Van Sant this weekend. Wow, what a feeling!

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Probably go to Xanten.

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Yeah, gotta get them thumbs back in shape.

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Know how you feel, Doug. I now knew where the expression "walking on air" came from. I felt like I was about 3-feet off the floor.

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OMG I'm married to a grandmother!

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Hope she has better hospital food than I had.

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Welcome to the cold weather.

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Too bad it wasn't her "device."

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if you tell a college liberal fascist to look in the dictionary for a definition of fascism, they probably don't know what a dictionary is.

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I agree those who usually call someone else "fascist" are themselves fascist. They should look up the definition, if they know how.

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WOW! Great photos, Doug!