John Kelly

All Ireland Road Bowling Championships take place in August 2020 in Newtownhamilton Co. Armagh

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s 36 years since Italia 90 kicked off in sensational style.

Big Benjamin Massing launches Claudio Caniggia into The Land of Wind and Ghosts.

Run it off, son.

(👍🎥 @90sfootball)

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

Never forget 🦖

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[John Kelly @portmorbullets]

@offtheball @Football_Pod_ Imagine not preferring the goal of the season

[John Kelly @portmorbullets]

@3Retro_Football @Mexico86HQ @oharaa

[3Retro_Football @3Retro_Football]

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[Balls.ie @ballsdotie]

WHAT A GOAL🤩

A scandalous finish from Armagh’s Tiernan Kelly🔥

Absolutely filthy stuff🤯

[John Kelly @portmorbullets]

@The_Thirty_ Shankland 3 - 0

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[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A woman from New Zealand was briefly detained in Kazakhstan after officials questioned whether her country actually existed. They then asked her to point it out on a map that, ironically, didn’t even include New Zealand.

Chloe Phillips-Harris, a 28 year old from New Zealand, arrived at an airport in Kazakhstan after being told by the Kazakh embassy that she could receive a visa on arrival using her New Zealand passport. Instead, officials refused her entry, claimed New Zealand was simply a state of Australia, and demanded that she provide an Australian passport.

When she argued that New Zealand was an independent country, officials reportedly escorted her to an interrogation room and asked her to identify it on a world map. Ironically, the map did not include New Zealand at all.

She was then held in a guard room for roughly a day and a half without food or water, although some guards quietly brought her drinks during the night. Eventually, contacts within Kazakhstan helped her secure the proper documents and gain release.

After the ordeal, she later said: “It is corrupt and there are problems, but there are a lot of good people there. It’s just really unfortunate there was a world map that didn’t have New Zealand on it.”

[Stefan Moore ★ @2StefanMoore]

A final piece of advice from Holly Butcher - written the day before she passed away from cancer at just 27:

“It’s a strange thing knowing you’re going to die young.

At 26, I thought I had time…
To fall in love.
Start a family.
Grow old.

But cancer doesn’t care about plans.

Now, I understand how fragile life really is. Every single day is a gift, not a guarantee.

I’m not writing this to scare you. I’m writing to remind you: really live.

Stop stressing over little things. Be kind to your body- move it, nourish it, stop criticizing it. One day you’ll wish you had appreciated it.

Go outside.
Look at the sky.
Feel the sun.
Just be.

Spend less time chasing “stuff” - more time making memories. Don’t skip moments with people you love.

Laugh more.
Write a note.
Tell someone you love them.

Complain less.
Give more.
Helping others brings more joy than anything you can buy.

Be present.
Put your phone down.
Show up - really show up.

You don’t need to have it all figured out. You don’t need a perfect body, or a perfect life.

Just follow what makes your heart light up. Say no to what drains you. Make changes when you need to.

And please - donate blood. I wouldn’t have had that extra year without it. And that year gave me memories I’ll hold close… forever.

Thank you for reading this.
Live your life well.

And maybe… we’ll meet again someday.”

Holly 🩷

Repost & share Holly’s important advice. ❤️

[John Kelly @portmorbullets]

@GeorgeElek Ever the optimist Good luck

[Ben Crellin @BenCrellin]

Here's my World Cup schedule spreadsheet.

It's so difficult to watch every match live from Europe that you could raise money for charity by attempting to do it.
https://t.co/LnlPcr1WE9

[Score Beo @Score_Beo]

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[John Kelly @portmorbullets]

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[John Kelly @portmorbullets]

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[The Bridge 1859 @TheBridge1859]

It’s time for #MatchDaySorted 🥳
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[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

First Grimsby Town, then Brighton knock Manchester United out of the domestic cups.

Cantona was right, the Seagulls do indeed follow the Trawlers.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Breaking: Celtic have sacked Martin O'Neill to be replaced by interim boss Martin O'Neill. It is understood Martin O'Neill will be in the dugout for the next game after which he will be sacked. Sources say Martin O'Neill is tipped to replace Martin O'Neill.

[UK & Ireland Jets Fans @UKNYJets]

Because we are feeling ✨festive✨, we are giving away two caps to two winners!

All you need to do is RT/Repost! All paid Patreon members automatically entered.

We have an exclusive giveaway on Patreon as well being posted 🔜