John

making a VR.

let's talk about SpongeBob. スポンジボブについて話しましょう。

[John @poryjohnZ]

I walked up to the girl at the taco counter, and before I said anything she sized me up and said "Sorry, we don't do flour tortillas." Which really doesn't bother me, but like... Do I give off a vibe, or...?

[John @poryjohnZ]

@JenaHickey Ok, but...is that something you did before you knew me or is that another me thing? Lol

[John @poryjohnZ]

Do other people lose their entire mind for like 13 seconds when they wrap up in a blanket, or is that just like a ME thing?

[John @poryjohnZ]

@OoCPokemon @JenaHickey Pumpkaboo coming through for Jessie 💪

[John @poryjohnZ]

Is 10:09 at night too late to eat lentil soup

[John @poryjohnZ]

@abbynelsen32 Oh, I bet he got some almond milk up in his fridge

[John @poryjohnZ]

@HunterL2195 @jonnytickle VR for cows where the cows play cows playing VR for cows, and the VR cows are playing Beat Saber
24 episode anime in development.

[John @poryjohnZ]

Anybody else haunted by that old Disney Channel commercial where either Zack or Cody said his favorite pizza has "light cheese and extra, extra, extra sauce?"

[John @poryjohnZ]

@AlexBBrackins That's a turf war waiting to happen

[John @poryjohnZ]

Poll: am I in the wrong for being upset that, since it rained last night, apparently a bunch of parents in my neighborhood decided Halloween is tonight? I'm being nice to the kids, duh, but like... No warning

[John @poryjohnZ]

This is replacing the "ask me why my car smells like weenies" tweet as my all-time best tweet

[John @poryjohnZ]

I walked up to the girl at the taco counter, and before I said anything she sized me up and said "Sorry, we don't do flour tortillas." Which really doesn't bother me, but like... Do I give off a vibe, or...?

[John @poryjohnZ]

I tried explaining this tweet to my dad without showing it to him, and he was just like 😔, so I'm counting that as a vote

[John @poryjohnZ]

Is cornbread a vegetable, RT for science

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[John @poryjohnZ]

Now that I've been to one (1) Halloween party, Halloween is officially over; it is Thanksgiving and Holly Jolly time, now.

[John @poryjohnZ]

@HunterL2195 I mean, also I love making fun of Young Pope. Lol

[John @poryjohnZ]

Just bought bulk 1-inch baby dolls, which has me paranoid I'm gonna be on some kind of government list, but, like, don't worry, I'm just gonna chop them up and use their little limbs as decorations for spooky cupcakes. Totally legit.

[John @poryjohnZ]

I didn't think to take a picture of it, but when you bit into these they "bled" raspberry blood

[John @poryjohnZ]

Important update:

[John @poryjohnZ]

@olivia_vaughn94 This is the word of John, for the people of John 💙