jason 🇦🇺

chad aussie

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

what the fuck i thought chippledipple was like 25

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

definitely E. group D would not work simply because of france's religious imagery laws. not sure about denmark but that would not fly in australia, probably not in tunisia either. group G would not be 'dissolved into brazil' because serbians would immediately start bombing shit

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

If all World Cup groups unified into new countries, which would be the most stable?

[Bobson Dugnutt 孔亮 @TylerDestoroyah]

@PopulismUpdates I am hearing that Prince Charles, Joseph Biden, and Tom Jones have simultaneously received the light of Islam. They have recited the shahadah without hesitation and thus the answer is B, Alhimdulillah.

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

@miloerbach

[Jack 🇺🇸👑 @LaundryGuy1945]

@AeragaX Better music.

[Justin @RickyThreePeat]

me at age 72: pussy from a .. pussy from a guy. babe you didn’t rawr my xD is everything ok

doctor assigned to my internment camp block: 对象回忆起令人不安的青春记忆。对象继续用头撞到吊舱入口

[briar @zynekdoke]

@LateNiteSun @JoshuaPHilll this is maybe tweet of the year

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

why should i chase oliver?

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

In Georgia the Libertarian who sent the Senate race to a run-off is a 37-year-old Star Trek and Harry Potter fan with a cat named Dracarys https://t.co/nWDcQVKbl4

[shrille 🎃 @flurryfrenzy]

in case you need it for some reason, i reconstructed the obamna/SODA meme without the undertale music

[Danish nuclear advocate🇩🇰 @danishnuclear]

This is a CAT994A.

It Burns ~1000 liters of fuel in 12 hours. Moving ~250 tons of dirt to extract materials to produce ONE Tesla battery.

And people still call it “zero emissions” when they drive their eletrical car 🤷‍♂️

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

@YLKUMUKLY @GoodReddit cool rat

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

hey @wimpykid would you ever write a book about greg escaping the highschool timeloop hes in or is he stuck there forever

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

@kevinpmccartney no ofc not youre my homie

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

@anarchocopium this hits

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

@tinyquela GM QUELA

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

@ylkum_mccartney FUCK YOU

[jason 🇦🇺 @posadiistan]

20 + 40 = 60
7 slots into 8 = 15
60 + 15 = 75