Balding Cynic

US Army Desert Shield/Storm Combat Veteran

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@trumplicans2024 In the goddamn yard with the dogs!

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@WE6291 He fires 3 rounds a year for qualifying.

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@OliLondonTV This is gay with a whole lot of extra steps.

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@OliLondonTV Child abuse

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@SylentMayhem Hey, Siri. Put this in the Spank-O-File.

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@SylentMayhem Working on it. Appreciate you!
(It was a joke and I really do appreciate it.)
Thank God, for grace. Can I get an amen? 🙏

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@BigBeeBeeLLC We have to file taxes tomorrow. I’m bookmarking till after.

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@niceguy1actual Team Crawdad!

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@LeonardMJoyner Shit happens. Enjoy. It goes by way too fast.

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@9mmgunslinger Enjoy!

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@StatelessAttica My oldest had a really bad accident at 19. He probably won’t father a child. My youngest has 3, a 9 year old and six year old twins, boy and girl.
He’s a better father than I was. I’m damn proud of that.

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Anyone else tired of pharmaceutical commercials, every fucking commercial break? Or the warnings about side effects? I grew up in the 70’s. I remember the tobacco commercials.
This shit is ridiculous.

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@StatelessAttica It was with the friends my parents had. And having grown up in it, it was normal to us.
It wasn’t great. But it wasn’t always bad either. I gained a strong sense of protectiveness, resilience and compassion for others due to it.
And, much later on, through
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@StatelessAttica many tears and hours, found a way to forgive, if not forget. And it made me a better father because I was not going to put my boys through that.
I broke the cycle that had been in the family for years. I’m talking verbal and emotional abuse, not anything else.
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@shalomninja Just no one look up “twatwaffle”!!

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@StatelessAttica Then after the divorce, Mom and her boyfriend were doing coke on the counter. I had friends over for a sleepover. One was going to call the cops. That ended that friendship. It was literally insane. About 3/4’s of my friends parents had been divorced at least once.

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@StatelessAttica I have stories. Mom and Dad having parties, blasting tunes, me, my younger sister and the other kids either outside, or after dark watching TV in the bedroom. Walk through the living room to get to the bathroom and get a contact high.
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@SharkFloppKing That’s my question? “May cause anal leakage, contact your doctor if you suddenly have homicidal thoughts, or you could just say fuck it. And if that should happen, it’s 100% not our fault.”

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@SharkFloppKing At least the Marlboro Man was cool.
There’s nothing cool about a psychosis drug that may cause all the symptoms that would be psychotic. No matter how many happy faces they put on it.