You Ignoranius

[goma @soigomaa]

Is that not the job of a life guard? To guard lives

[sexy millennial👨🏼‍🦰 @soupypoopy69]

Idc if that’s your family there is no excuse to mourn Lindsey Graham

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Korean spinoff of my 600ibs life called my 125ibs life

[beavisita @statueofcritic]

i thought this said “free parking”

private parking lot owners are tiiiiiiiiiired

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I would hope someone would at least make it look like four different people wrote post it notes for me

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Well, that’s probably for the best considering that she’s dead, Laurence. Have some respect.

[Tim @Timmay1kc]

She's still in the Israeli torture prison btw, since everyone is talking about @RoKhanna being detained for a few minutes. Apply as much pressure as you can please.

[latke @latkedelrey]

to be fair “pale, mouth slacked open, being carted around by staffers” has been his default state for the last 5 years

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[miya @miyarah_]

yo viendo que no pasen coches antes de cruzar la calle

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Wait so if Mitch McConnell is dead…who have I been flirting with the past few weeks…

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

first mitch mcconnell now lindsey graham.... CAPITOL HILL HAS A FENTYNAL PROBLEM💔💔🕊️🕊️

[❦ @joachmtrier]

people have moved on but i'm still here admiring elle fanning in custom vivienne westwood

[mic @cancelledrry]

my grandma is telling people i stayed in brothels bc she keeps forgetting the word hostel

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Just saw a sign that said NO PARKING and thought it said NO PASTA

the Italian Americans are tiiiiired