Madison

the third culturista. @cityofboston. lover of all muppets great and small. all opinions my own.

[Madison @poshmads]

I know I’m getting old because my mom’s refusal to get me a trampoline when I was a kid, the most pressing injustice of my childhood, now seems to me like a rational, measured way to have prevented her insurance costs from rising astronomically. I get it now, queen.

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

When Tim McGraw first came out, I was young enough that I thought "truck with a tendency of getting stuck on back roads at night" meant he had a shitty truck

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Would love to see a nice romcom at the movies but it’s 9 horror films and star war

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[aia @mwahwolfe]

some people just don’t understand the cultural significance of a photo taken of your hand holding your theatre programme or playbill with the stage out of focus in the background.

[emma ꨄ︎ gleek @klainepilled]

the attendees of my funeral will be forced to watch the entirety of season 2 of glee to commemorate me

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[Chemtrails Over Zembla @BreadPudding315]

MarMon needs to be some sort of stock market holiday….adults with excel jobs want to get together with friends to drink before 7 am too….it’s not just for Boston university students….

[comet 🪼 @twistnshoutgcv]

my hands are tied sue

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

they just call that being from New England

[Neet @neet_sol]

9-5 employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey me and the girls are gonna hear the people sing later if you’re free

[holly @faberrify]

“12 likes isn’t a lot!” imagine 12 glee kids singing at your wedding.

[DARLENE MITCHELL @itsdarlenebtw]

You know what.. it’s been way too long since I’ve been in a lazy river. Bitch I love a lazy river!

[Kasimir @kaschronicle]

Every song in The Music Man has the cadence of an improvised song composed for one’s dog while home alone