#coltlandcest 🔞
who love having public sex so they go on dates in smaller towns to avoid being recognized, when asked if they're related they heavily make out and reply that no, they just happen to look alike and love seeing the shocked looks on peoples faces
Hey, fellow Eridian friends!
Includes:
▪ Acrylic display case
▪ Paper “Savior” hat
Pre-orders open Sept 21 – Oct 21
A tiny Eridian engineer, ready to come home with you.Thanks for giving this little guy some love! 💙
#ProjectHailMary#Rocky
rocky sating omega grace’s heat by mimicking the feel of a knot. he does this by intentionally eggbounding himself so the base of his ovipositor swells with eggs. it’s agonizing, denying his body release, but it’s worth it when grace thanks him for breeding him.
harry: i got some treacle tart!
tom: good to know. send pic?
harry: ok 😊!
harry: *sends pic of treacle tart*
tom: i meant pic of your pussy you dumb bitch
harry: i got some treacle tart!
ron: nice! send pic?
harry: s-sorry..?...
ron: of the treacle tart...
harry: ...oh...
ron: oh my sweat angle...who hurt you 🤬
tomarry ooc crack au where everyone but teddy knows how much of a huge crush the DADA professor riddle has on his godfather, harry. well, it's not that he doesn't know, he just refuses to admit it and makes up silly excuses to convince himself riddle doesn't like his guardian +
#Tomarry#TMRHP
Companion AU
Cedric purchases Harry as a companion for himself, and he absolutely adores Harry. He thinks that he's the sweetest companion one can have.
He then takes Harry to his office job with him. (1/5)