Leon

28, Small Homo. Yorkshireman from Hull, in NRW. Tea enthusiast. YIMBY. Struggling German learner. Fluent in Denglisch. Manchmal auf Deutsch. 🇬🇧🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈

[Slackkejakke @slackkejakke]

THE SUN NEVER FUCKING SETS

[Leon @positivelyleon]

Sorry, i'm in Germany. Nobody moves over the Aperol Spritz x

[The Cut @TheCut]

Move over, Aperol spritzes and espresso martinis — there’s a new drink of the summer. The beverage of the effortlessly cool and, as Olivia Rodrigo sings, the open-hearted: the vodka-cran. https://t.co/RCC1ugPhV3

[Leon @positivelyleon]

@93vintagejones The Jet2 effect.

[Leon @positivelyleon]

@EuroWynner I could even appreciate the Ruhrgebiet after some time in London.

[Leon @positivelyleon]

@AllysaEtain

[Leon @positivelyleon]

The American mind cannot comprehend good Olive Oil.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

just using straight up olive oil as a dip for bread is absolutely insane 😭😭

[Leon @positivelyleon]

@jakonian Me when I introduce myself.

[Leon @positivelyleon]

It's so easy to bait the yanks. No wonder that German guy and British lass are getting paid to do it.

[Leon @positivelyleon]

@MinusOnX You should try walking!

[Leon @positivelyleon]

Generally don't care much about my nationality, but this makes me proud. God save the King 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Jason Corcoran @jason_corcoran]

Crowds have gathered near the Kremlin in Moscow — but not to protest the #drone attack.
● Instead, demonstrators directed their anger at Britain, carrying signs such as: “Great Britain sows death” and “Great Britain is a sponsor of Ukrainian terror.” arrests are not expected.

[Leon @positivelyleon]

@RapperSaus You're both pretty indistinguishable dude.

[Leon @positivelyleon]

@mayonaisandgin A miserable existence!

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

This may be the greatest 2 minutes and 44 seconds of television I’ve ever seen

[Leon @positivelyleon]

@Babygravy9 It's my fault for having an internet connection.

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

This is actually a very normal thing please go outside

[Leon @positivelyleon]

Germanmaxxing by Spargelmaxxing.

[Leon @positivelyleon]

Yanis Varoufakis? In 2026?

[Leon @positivelyleon]

I can already smell the unwashed bodies.

[PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568]

You'd hope someone with a better feel for advertising would seize the means of promotion.