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don’t tell me what to do, Linda. - Doyle Hargraves, Slingblade 1996

[helen @helen]

rip prince philip u taught me it’s ok to constantly look like absolute dogshit ❤️

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A vibe is not a toy

[janice griffith *DO NOT TAG ME IN NSFW CONTENT @rejaniced]

who says toys aren’t essential anyway. weirdo purity washing

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Kindergartener: “my mom doesn’t let me say “what the flippin pancake. Idk why pancake is a food not a bad word.”

Me: well so is ass but let’s not say that either

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I just shitted so hard my asshole bled and it hurts

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Damn I forgot about this profile. Wassup

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Coochie be gettin too warm in this heat so i take my underwear off and lay in front of the fan spread eagle

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U cravin my coochie or nah bro???

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Titties out for bedtime cuz I can’t fukn sleep

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Coochie so hairy I don’t know where/how to start shaving

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Bout to get supersize bandaids and put them on my coochie I’m tired of using tampons and pads

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Fuk ya mans with the OG Charmed playing in the background

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Fuk ya mans with Bob’s Burgers playing in the background

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Titties out for Taco Bell

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Yoo-hoo! Big summer blowjob

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I have NEVER sent a shit pic. But I will for the right person

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Y’all ever cum at the same time as ur boo????? Iconic.

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If I have to watch Joe Goldberg jack off one more time I’m going to lose my fuckin mind bro

[James @CaucasianJames]

instagram can tell u which pokémon u are so i thought i’d tell u which girl u are. my girl