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[Mercedes-Benz @MercedesBenz]

@lim2dkay We design cars, not miracles… but noted. 😉

[Anne Hegerty @anne_hegerty]

@carla_denyer Tell you what. Get your Muslim members to promise they will never attend a mosque that criticises homosexuality. Then we’ll talk.

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Oggi abbiamo approvato in Consiglio dei Ministri il decreto sulla scuola.

Un limite del 30% nelle classi per gli studenti che non conoscono adeguatamente l’italiano, più strumenti per imparare la nostra lingua e stop a burqa e niqab a scuola.

Strumenti di buonsenso che non dividono, ma aiutano a integrare davvero, evitando classi-ghetto e dando a tutti gli studenti le stesse opportunità.

È questa la direzione che vogliamo continuare a seguire: una scuola che integra senza rinunciare alle regole, che sostiene chi ha più difficoltà e che mette tutti nelle condizioni di partire dallo stesso punto.

[SP @sspencerukk]

Overtaking a bad driver and checking if your age and ethnicity calculations were correct:

[South America @SouthPark]

Things'll be better in November.

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

Yo I want in on this twitter Beef!! VMAs is the new WWF!! @edsheeran Fuck You!

[mhm  @possessed747]

@omid9 @RockstarGames This is a great piece of info! TBoGT is a great game. “Shoot, shoot, shoot ‘em up, i said a shoot-shoot-shoot em up! ha-ha-ha” legend

[mhm  @possessed747]

@AC_Scrowrender @Francin28577060 probably never bothered to search for it did ya

[איתמר בן גביר @itamarbengvir]

Es hora de que el Estado de Israel reconozca públicamente que las Islas Malvinas son territorio argentino ocupado, que los británicos le roban violentamente al pueblo argentino. Los británicos no solo se conforman con ocupar el territorio, sino que también realizan allí perforaciones petroleras y le roban el dinero al pueblo argentino.
Le hago un llamado al primer ministro Benjamín Netanyahu a reconocer la soberanía de Argentina sobre las Islas Malvinas y a imponer sanciones a Gran Bretaña mientras la ocupación continúe. 🇦🇷🇮🇱
@netanyahu @JMilei

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

This Government is an Islamist appeasing disgrace

[Smith & Wesson Inc. @Smith_WessonInc]

@johnternus Hello John,

Bring back the gun emoji. please.

Sincerely,
Smith & Wesson

[Richard Cobb @therichardcobb]

If Green Day were Scottish

[mhm  @possessed747]

@M1L4GR03 ur friends are blind, nigga

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[LimeWire @limewire]

Stop asking, we don’t have GTA 6 leaks.

[mhm  @possessed747]

@Jonathan_Blow god please don’t breed Jonathan

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Literally true

[mhm  @possessed747]

@IamSean90 daft bitch