Clit Eastwood

There is no one more antisemitic than a Zionist | she/her

[「Indigo」⚢ @FoolPlanet]

A classic, honestly

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Dental hygienists while asking you if you did anything fun last weekend:

[Name cannot be blank @lethargyclad]

I never noticed this crams in a beat switch AND key change in 30 seconds, that's some top-tier jingle writing

[✍🏼 roxana | ✊🏼 zivar | ⚒️ hadadi @roxana_hadadi]

more THE ODYSSEY discourse: I wrote about lupita nyong'o's dual roles, how exquisitely she builds two distinct women clamoring for agency, and how her characters clarify wife-guy christopher nolan's concerns about violence against women. @vulture:

https://t.co/BIgz4W8mOg

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Cats don't actually love you"
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[Clit Eastwood @possessedmuppet]

@JeremyRedfernFL Yeah because Israel can’t help themselves.

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

ok i’ll stop this is the last one but i genuinely couldnt stop laughing after seeing this for the first time

[Clit Eastwood @possessedmuppet]

@Signal5puzzles7 Lmfaooooo almost thought this was serious. Good one, bro.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. https://t.co/FEmCrdQ392

[Clit Eastwood @possessedmuppet]

@shannonrwatts Maybe if you don’t pay attention to politics you shouldn’t comment on it, sweetie.

[Clit Eastwood @possessedmuppet]

@MattWallace888 @grok Zero, probably

[chappell roan voice its an agamemnonenon @ManuclearBomb]

It’s Money Marge. RT for money

[Clit Eastwood @possessedmuppet]

@MichaelShurkin I bet people said the same thing about the Nazis

[Clit Eastwood @possessedmuppet]

@AlinejadMasih @AOC Wow, shocking, this is AOC respond. Lmfao

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

The spirit of Bojack Horseman lives on in this