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There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

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@FontOfTruth @koshercockney

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George Kittle signed a $76,400,000 contract but says he skips luxury cars or watches and instead spent his money building a football field and 50-foot American flagpole at his house

Taylor: “You signed the contract. What nice little juicy gift did you get yourself this time?”

Kittle: “Nothing. This is the third one, it's kind of getting redundant. This time I'm trying to remodel my house, so I was like, yeah, I'm good. Gonna chill on this one. Let this one simmer.”

Taylor: “What's your favorite luxury in life? Something you look at and you're like, this is worth spending my money on.”

Kittle: “Anything on my property. Building a football field at my house. Building a workout facility. Putting up a 50-foot American flagpole, that's probably my favorite purchase I've made. My wife really likes that one. Right when you pull in, it's right next to the football field, so it's the only thing you can f*cking see.”

Taylor: “That's got to fire you up.”

Kittle: “It does… We have lights pointing up at it and I almost got out of the car. I was like, ah, God, it's so beautiful.”

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@StellaParton You stupid f****** ninny. You're the anti-Dolly.
Shut your face and go back to obscurity.

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@RotoloErin @brithume Oh yeah is that the year you stopped paying the refs to look the other way for dirty hits during bounty gate? Or was that a different year?

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@factpostnews She looks like she probably has an Obama phone.
"EVERYBODY IN CLEVELAND GOT OBAMA PHONE!!!"

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@GregHil44128422 @johnnymaga

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@johnnymaga This dance is called the "Pandering Asshole"

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@krassenstein @AbdulElSayed

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@AntonyMayffw

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@Dudeidkanymore2 @Timcast The department of education is not feeding kids you dolt.

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@GovPressOffice

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@CBSNews

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@StephenKing What's wrong with a little rape once in awhile, eh Stevo?! Amirite?

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@EdwardMurrell16 @brithume @deancain Harold Ford Jr? Wtf?

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@catturd2 Close Encounters

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@Deee_luul

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@Jason2bartlett Welcome, friend!

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@grieve_grant @ABC

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@krassenstein

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@krassenstein False.