Don is Gainfully Employed

i hate taxes // @rxvxnant 💖💞

[Don is Gainfully Employed @possibly_don]

I live in the Malibu Barbie Dream House, California. My name is Kenneth Sean Carson. I’m 60 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Ohio secretly gave 100% sales tax breaks, lasting up to 40 years, to tech giants for data centers, per https://t.co/9Wr6itu0Jb.

The exemptions—signed by Gov. Kasich—give Google, Meta and Amazon at least $600 million each.

Legislators say the contracts can't be undone.

[Don is Gainfully Employed @possibly_don]

@BubbleBray no one knows anything about courts.

[Don is Gainfully Employed @possibly_don]

no one knows anything about courts.

[BubblyBrayBray @BubbleBray]

@brittb1994 I feel like everyone wants to talk about this but no one knows anything about courts. To me (not a lawyer) this sounds like some sort of TRO that states that Ben cant publicly talk about the case or the company due to foreseeable damages. This is normal.

[Tib3rius @0xTib3rius]

My god, its incredible.

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

Legitimately hilarious that Dayo and Edwards are back faster from exploded ligaments and broken legs than Kyler's latest nebulous muscle strain.

[Arrow S. Morgan 🇵🇸 @pitoumoder]

it's kind of funny how this scene was very clearly written to make AJ look like a pretentious dick but in hindsight... yeah, he was one hundred percent right, SBC is basically the fucking devil

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

There is really one simple solution:

The playoff committee must announce that Texas Tech won’t be eligible for the playoff if Sorsby plays.

If Tech sues, schedule the trial date for Feb. 8, 2027.

@CFBPlayoff

[SummoningSalt @summoningsalt]

We are 6 frames away from a perfect Super Mario Bros speedrun.

The greatest achievement in speedrunning history. It might happen later this year.

These runners will go down in history as the only ones to ever hold the record untied.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Matt Hayes @MattHayesCFB]

If the NCAA can’t stop Brendan Sorsby from playing, the CFP — the only college sports championship not governed or sanctioned by the NCAA — should.

And end judge shopping once and for all.
https://t.co/r1r04dkYEE

[Don is Gainfully Employed @possibly_don]

@POLESPLSEAT3

[Let Ryan Poles Eat @POLESPLSEAT3]

How many people at which game?

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

HE COST TAX PAYERS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO SLEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME.

WHAT THE F*CK WAS THE POINT.

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

Hear me out…..

LSU should sign Joe Burrow, Justin Jefferson & Ja’Marr Chase on their NFL bye week, let them play.

NCAA declares it illegal, but just find a Louisiana judge to file an injunction.

Rules are just pesky suggestions now

[Ross Peterson @RossPeterson_]

You can now gamble on your team (Sorsby) be a professional in your sport (Bediako) and never attend class (Beck) and still play in the NCAA. Wild.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Our news story updated with the Big Ten details -- the league will discuss not scheduling Texas Tech any longer in the regular season, per sources. https://t.co/d608PyVb60